The Wall Story (REMASTERED)

[Hoble]

This is one i've already written but I feel like last time the writing was a bit sloppy and didn't exactly display all the details since i like to share more details in DMs rather than here (Discord: hoble#7165. But I've decided to remaster and rename my old story (for context im a guy)

(original name: An unfortunate trip to the shops)

So this day started off with me in bed dying from the flu. I was burning up a lot over the time i had the flu so i was sleeping and walking around butt naked for the time that nobody was at home with me. Everyone was out the house so I slept naked. When I woke up I decided to go to the store for some more food. So I just threw on some old loose sweatpants and an old shirt that was too big for me and left for the store.

When I got back I realised I forgot the keys to my apartment block in my kitchen. So I could either wait like 3 hours until someone came to help or I could find a way in. Well I remembered from previous times I had been locked out that the wall to the side of the building is climbable. This wall is like 9ft tall but it's an old stone wall and pretty chipped/worn down.

So I started climbing and noticed that each time I'd pull myself upwards my pants would slide down, first they slid down my butt, then my thighs, then all the way down to my knees. At this point my choices were fall like 8ft down onto a bunch of concrete and hurt myself badly but save my dignity (or what's left of it) or climb the last foot or so of the wall and save myself some pain. I pulled myself up and balanced myself on top of the wall on my stomach. So i was sort of bent over it with my head and upper chest not on the wall and my legs not on it either. I heard some people laughing and shouting over to who I assume was me.

After everyone cleared out I tried pulling my pants back up by putting my legs up and reaching my arms out. I ended up losing my balance and falling off the wall into my back yard. just before I hit the ground my pants got stuck in the wall and literally suspended me in the air. So now I was dangling upside down with my butt out for the world to see. My shirt ended up falling off too whilst I was upside down. So after 5 minutes I fell out of my pants. I was now totally naked besides from my shoes.

I started climbing the wall again to try and retrieve my pants from the hole/wedge they were stuck in before anyone seen me. However just as I thought that I heard talking and laughing coming from the door to the yard. John (my Neighbour) and his friends all started going into the garden. If you want more details on the friends then dm me on discord and I'll go into more details.

Considering I wasn't up for being spotted fully butt naked with everything out for the world too see I quickly finished climbing the rest of the wall and jumped over. I fell and hurt my ankle pretty bad so I decided to wait in a bush for a while. A few people spotted me so I just turned my back against them so they didn't see anymore than they already had and faced the wall. At least 40 highschoolers must've seen my butt that day. After 5 or so minutes of being humiliated by a bunch of kids I tried climbing the wall again but little did I know that would end up being my biggest mistake that day.

I made it to the top and sat down on the wall as to not make the same mistake as I had previously. (just a small detail it was like 23 degrees so it was super cold. The stone almost froze my butt off lol). I started pulling at my pants while also trying to cover my front parts as to not put them on display for anyone passing by. Nothing was working so I decided to just go for it and pulled as hard as I could on the pants. The pants came flying out however I went flying off the wall into the back yard.

At that point I knew I messed up totally. Now I had just made a loud noise and alerted John and his 3 friends and they all came rushing over to make sure nothing bad happened. Welp something back definitely happened as they all saw me and started wheezing with laughter. I had hit my head badly so I was concussed and not thinking straight. I couldn't cover up as I was barely even awake at this point. After about 4 or so minutes of being tormented by these 4 I grabbed my pants and ran for the door back in. Then I remembered I had left my shirt there so I quickly ran back (Butt still firmly on display) and grabbed it.

Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed.

This was like 99% based on true events lol. Hope you had "fun" reading this and maybe I'll share more of my experiences. Have a good one!