Enjoy.Santa's Lap.
The Santa’s Workshop display at the Central Valley Mall was always a fun place to volunteer, which Kelsey had been doing since she was a sophomore in high school. Now she was a college sophomore at Central Valley Community College and she was happy to continue that volunteerism. Sure, it was annoying, but the annoyance was temporary, just a couple of weeks. If you could cut through the crap of it all, it felt good to help people get in the Christmas spirit, especially the kids.
This year had been a tough year at the Workshop. They were breaking in a new Santa. He was mostly good with the kids and the public, but his behavior around Kelsey and the fellow female elves was a bit creepy.
His favorite thing to say to any of the elves, and he said it a lot…to all of them… “All Santa wants for Christmas is you.” Its not even a clever line. All the girls hated it, and they’d talked to the manager about it. The problem is you can’t replace a Santa at the drop of a hat. It’s difficult to find someone to fit the bill and pass the drug and background test. …And even then, who is to say they wouldn’t turn out like this creep? He’d passed all the tests. He got he job and he was still a creep.
Kelsey generally tried to put it out of her mind. She just had one more shift with him in the morning of Christmas eve, 8am to noon. Santa leaves at Noon, right as the mall gets busiest on Christmas eve. The elves stick around for last minute wishes and radio them to Santa.
As had become tradition, the elves all took a turn on Santa’s lap at the end of Santa’s shift. It wasn’t some weird sexual thing, just a thank you for the volunteers. They got a free picture out of it. It wasn’t a lot, but I was something and it was generally just an innocent little moment…or at least it was with the old Santa.
The girls asked the management if they could skip it this year. The management said no, because while the girls got a photo for fun, the real reason for the photos was for promoting the volunteer program the next year. The likeness rights for the previous Santa would lapse before the program the next year contractually, so the photos had to be done with the new Santa.
Kelsey and the other girls agreed begrudgingly. What could possibly go wrong?
As the time for the photos got closer, a few of the girls decided to go on bathroom breaks. They seemed like fairly long bathroom breaks to Kelsey, but with Volunteers, you can’t get too picky.
Eventually, as the line dwindled to the final two kids, it was only Kelsey, Olivia and Karsyn working in the booth. Olivia was on the camera at this point. Karsyn was working the line and Kelsey was tending to dear old Santa.
Karsyn got a phone call, right after the last kid and scurried off to have lunch with her parents. Olivia and Kelsey were stuck alone with Santa, wondering where the other three girls were.
Olivia was better with the camera than Kelsey was, so she offered to get the pictures and get them over with quick if Kelsey would pose with Santa. She didn’t want too, but it was the best plan they had. Santa had to leave before more kids showed up. …and she wanted him gone asap.
She climbed up on his lap. And put her arm around the creepy Santa. She could feel his arm snaking around her waist and the other hand reaching for her knee. She felt sick already.
“Tell me what you want for Christmas little elf?” He asked in his Santa Voice.
“No. Let’s just cut the act and get the picture.” Kelsey snipped at Santa.
“Ho! Ho! No! That’s not very Christmas Spirity of you. Go ahead and tell Santa what you want.” His booming voice insisted.
“Fine,” Kelsey broke. “I Want to get off your lap and go ho- ho-home!”
“Wish granted!” Santa said and pushed her off his lap. She fell onto a pile of teddy bears and fake snow safely, but she heard her elf tights rip as she went airborne.
She looked up and saw that Olivia’s face was wide and in shock. She had followed Kelsey’s movement, as had the camera lens.
Kelsey tried standing up, but with all the soft items around he, she fell down again.
Santa rose from the throne and looked right at her, holding what seemed to be most of her tights.
“Serves you right, bitch. None of you girls were nice to me. You all deserve to be on the naughty list…” And with that Santa stormed off.
Olivia came over to Kelsey’s aid and helped her stand up. It was then the two of them realized the extent of the problem. Just about all of Kelsey’s tights from her calves up had been torn off… the waist was still there and just a few inches above her ankles…her red thong was clearly visible to anyone who could see as her elf tunic had ridden up some in the kerfuffle.
“Smile!” they heard Santa Shout! He had doubled back from the changing room to get a few parting shots of his handiwork.
Olivia tried to stop him stepping towards the camera, as Kelsey fell down again. Her butt landed on a teddy bear, pushing her legs up and open in the air. A new line of kids had started forming who were seeing the whole thing.
What’s worse…the images from the camera were being sent directly to a series of video screens all over Santa’s Workshop and the entire mall!
Kelsey may not have been fully exposed, but she was still terribly embarrassed. Her thong truly didn’t cover much of her pussy and she was shaved so it wasn’t hidden at all. With each picture Santa took she was more and more visible to the outside world.
Olivia finally got the camera away from the creepy old elf and security escorted him out, tearing off the beard and suit in front of kids so they knew THIS Santa was an imposter.
Kelsey tried to cover up with a teddy bear while she waited from someone from one of the stores to bring her something to put on her bottom half… but the damage was done. She’d been exposed.
She hadn’t realized that she would be the unwrapped gift this year.
All the images were given to Kelsey so she could destroy them. The Management gave her a few gift cards for not listening to the girls. … but Santa’s Workshop didn’t re-appear at the mall the following year.
Sometimes the Grinch really does steal Christmas.