Should the Olympic go back to the orginal dress code?

[HumbledBareBoy]

This is as close as a Hollywood movie can get to a Junior League for Olympic sports.

Yes, indeed, all too true! But then again, that's why we read and write fictional stories, yes?

Alexander movie: training scene with Connor Paolo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB_0cTpAZYU

Seriously, man, you really are trying to cause my demise, aren't you?! Because that clip assuredly makes me feel like I could die, albeit in the most sublimely wonderful way....

Most likely HBB would suggest a change to the wardrobe, going back to the actual clothing provided to Greek boys during training.

I do understand why you would predict such, but rest the assured that I am far more spontaneous and imaginative than that! As a matter of fact, I was thinking of some "costumery" reminiscent of the examples below, though who says there must be anything worn underneath, right?

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Full collection @ Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/mbrcayuct2h ... or-spartan

(Disclaimer: Much as I love the fourth image, I'm not personally the biggest fan of the gas-mask itself. Also, that specific costume might actually be better for an "enforcer" or "disciplinarian" type character; for example, who might "punish" the loser of any particular combat match! Uh-oh... )

[TeenFan]

I was thinking of some "costumery" reminiscent of the examples below, though who says there must be anything worn underneath, right?

(NOTE: Click thumbnails Etsy item page with multiple full-size images!)


Full collection @ Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/people/mbrcayuct2h ... or-spartan

(Disclaimer: Much as I love the fourth image, I'm not personally the biggest fan of the gas-mask itself. Also, that specific costume might actually be better for an "enforcer" or "disciplinarian" type character; for example, who might "punish" the loser of any particular combat match! Uh-oh... )

One of the many stories in my head involves a psychiatrist, exploring through hypnotic past life regression, the past lives of several patients.
One of the patients will recall being a youth during the Roman times. I hope that boy has a nice master who doesn't discipline too harshly.
I'm also consider the kid to be the son of a rich lady who has a house full of servants. Will that boy treat the servants nicely???

I'm hoping to get to that story soon, but I have so much going on. Help...I need a secretary...

[SixPathsKeyblader]

If we do, I want some gender equality. The females should be nude too.

[Pluto2025]

Would you like to see this as the dress code of the Olympics?


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It's a great idea. There would be no empty seats in the stadiums.
But as far as I know, there are competitions called the Naked Olympics at Princeton University started in early 1970s and in South Australia since 1983.
https://www.topendsports.com/sport/unus ... ympics.htm

[tim409]

Would you like to see this as the dress code of the Olympics?


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It's a great idea. There would be no empty seats in the stadiums.
But as far as I know, there are competitions called the Naked Olympics at Princeton University started in early 1970s and in South Australia since 1983.
https://www.topendsports.com/sport/unus ... ympics.htm

Some of them allow women to go nude too but in the original Olympics only males were nude as it should be. Some say women could not watch but from what I have learned Married women could not attend but single women could and did in large numbers.

[Pluto2025]

What is the ideal Olympics in your mind?

[PhilMarlowe]

I like most of the Summer Olympics, but I would like to see certain events in a Nude Olympics (male and female compeditors).

Foot Races - speed and distance
Broad Jump, Pole Vault, etc
Discus, Javelin, Archery, etc
Wrestling (think of the Turkish wrestling even in the movie Topkapi, again all nude, male and female wrestlers)

[TeenFan]

I like most of the Summer Olympics, but I would like to see certain events in a Nude Olympics (male and female compeditors).

Foot Races - speed and distance
Broad Jump, Pole Vault, etc
Discus, Javelin, Archery, etc
Wrestling (think of the Turkish wrestling even in the movie Topkapi, again all nude, male and female wrestlers)

Please don't forget swimming and diving
The synchro diving would be extra fun to watch. Do the penis or breasts bounce in synchronization with the partner during the approach
and takeoff on the three meter board? The closeups as the diver does a handstand for a platform dive would be exquisite.

[PhilMarlowe]

Yes, I did leave out the Swimming/Diving and Gymnastics events. Sorry, those are also very good to watch naked participants.

For the 'synchronized' events, the degree of synchronization of breast/penis movement needs to be part of the scoring. With TV close-ups during performance analysis.

Beach Volley Ball is 90% to being nude. They should go ALL the Way.

I think I read that Flag Football is going to be part of future Olympics. That would also be a good Nude Event.
In normal football, 'hands to the face' is a penalty. In Nude Flag Football, 'hands to the tits/dick' would also be a penalty.

[Pluto2025]

I like most of the Summer Olympics, but I would like to see certain events in a Nude Olympics (male and female compeditors).

Foot Races - speed and distance
Broad Jump, Pole Vault, etc
Discus, Javelin, Archery, etc
Wrestling (think of the Turkish wrestling even in the movie Topkapi, again all nude, male and female wrestlers)

Please don't forget swimming and diving
The synchro diving would be extra fun to watch. Do the penis or breasts bounce in synchronization with the partner during the approach
and takeoff on the three meter board? The closeups as the diver does a handstand for a platform dive would be exquisite.

Close-ups drive the audience crazy.
I would also love wrestling. Imagine a close-up of a wrestler doing the bridge movement . Especially if he has an erection.