My experiences being pantsed

[RaccoonBatteryStaple]

As far as I can remember, I was "pantsed" three times when I was younger.

Rather than just typing up meandering stories, I thought I'd try approaching it, at least at first, in an AMA/Ask Me Anything fashion since I'd like to know what parts fellow members want to hear about most.

[Jeepman89]

Were you pantsed to your briefs or naked?

[jerrytom]

Were you pantsed by boys, girls, or both?

[Robert Brooks]

How old were you?
Where did it happen?

[Britguy]

All the above plus:

Why was it done? (e.g. joke/revenge/bullying?)

How did you react? (e.g. laugh/embarrassed/anger?)

[RaccoonBatteryStaple]

Feel free to keep the questions coming, new ones or if you have followups or want other details. Approaching my experiences this way is interesting!

Were you pantsed to your briefs or naked?

Once to my briefs, twice naked.

Were you pantsed by boys, girls, or both?

It was boys in all three cases.

How old were you?
Where did it happen?

I would have been 8 for the first time, the other two were fairly close to my 13th birthday.

All three times were at school. Twice in the hallway and once on the bus.

Why was it done? (e.g. joke/revenge/bullying?)
How did you react? (e.g. laugh/embarrassed/anger?)

The first time was really an accident. The other two... At the time it was perceived (by everyone else) as a joke, but in hindsight they were really about being bullied as the smart/socially awkward boy.

The first incident, I felt surprised and embarrassed. The two when I was older were basically humiliating.

[jerrytom]

In each of the 3 cases, who saw you? How often do you think about these experiences? Do you fantasise about them, and if so, what's different from the real experiences?

[HankHill33]

Did you have a bunch of people see?

[Robert Brooks]

What made the two times around thirteen so particularly humiliating?
Did they make special fun of your underpants?
Were they all pretty quick pantsings or was there more of a slow, deliberate build up and aftermath the other two times?

[RaccoonBatteryStaple]

In each of the 3 cases, who saw you?

Did you have a bunch of people see?

Were they all pretty quick pantsings or was there more of a slow, deliberate build up and aftermath the other two times?

This seems like a good time to give some detail. I'll describe each in a separate post.

I have to admit, the first time was kind of a cheat because what really happened was... I pantsed myself by accident. I was in third grade and we had just come in from recess. This was in January or February and we had been playing in the snow. There was a row of coat hooks on the wall outside the classroom and we were supposed to take off our coats, boots, etc. on the tile floor in the hall so we didn't get the carpet in the classroom wet.

Well, I stood facing the wall (so I could step out of my boots, leaving them in place), and I undid my snow pants and pushed them down to my knees. Then my brain must have skipped a groove, because I performed the same motion again without giving it a thought. I stood up and started to turn, intending to pull my foot out of the boot and my leg out of the snowpants in one motion.

That's when I realized my legs felt colder than they ought to and looked down to see the nub of a very retracted penis, my thighs blotchy from the cold, and my briefs, jeans, and snowpants all bunched together at my knees.

I froze for what felt like several seconds, half-turned toward the classmate also taking off their snow gear -- a girl, of course. She was facing away from me though. I could feel my face burning as I rushed to pull my underwear and jeans back up, expecting to hear a reaction from some other classmate or the teacher that was waiting at the door, but it never came.

Apparently I had my butt on display for about ten seconds and none of the 40-odd other second and third graders in the hallway noticed.