The Vending Machine Man

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(Canned soda machine man hurts his nuts in a girls dorm

A nurse I know told me this story about when she was in Nursing School. She was in a girl's dorm along with several other nursing students and a lot of other girls taking other majors. They had vending machines in the finished basement which was also a game room. A couple of those machines were canned soda machines.. A man who she said was well built and around his early 20's was bringing hand truck down the stairs to fill the machines. This hand truck (or dolly) had a handle extending a foot from the top pf the dolly and that is where the problem occurred/ Just as he was getting to the bottom of the stairs my friend along with a half dozen other girls waited for him to move away from the stairs when the wheel of the dolly must have hit something on the floor and it stopped the dolly dead in its tracks. The handle of the dolly went right into his testicles with a thud. She said he doubled over as he grabbed his groin

Since several of them were nursing students, and she was a senior student, they went to him and assessed what happened and he said he rammed that handle into his ball than stopped and said excuse me and changed it to testicles. The girls all told him they have heard testicles called everything from family jewels to balls and nuts so it does not matter. What matters is that they being good student nurses needed to check for injuries so they got his pants and underwear down to his knees as a couple of students were feeling his testicles and looking to see if there were any damage, and there was already swelling. One student nurse told one of the girls to go get some ice and a glove to make an ice pack. When she came back with the ice, she also had another half dozen girls who wanted to see the guy with the busted balls. She said that as a typical male, although his balls were almost crushed by the handle, (yea a little exaggeration?) he still manage to get a huge erection with a dozen girls looking at his genitals and a few of them handling his penis and testicles.

Not sure about all men but I know a lot of guys what would be willing to bust their nuts to get that kind of attention from a dozen pretty girls. I would be one of them.