It started one night at a Buffalo Wild Wings. I was talking with my sisters, having such a great time. I can't even remember how the topic came up, I think they were talking about the previous lovers they've had and told me that I had been very silent on the subject and asked me about my current boyfriend that I've been dating for 2 1/2 years.
"He's sweet and nice, very caring about me and my needs"
They immediately scoffed "How boring! Tell us about his penis, how big is it?"
Shocked by how forward and intrusive their question was in that moment I couldn't speak, so I raised my hand, held my thumb and index finger apart trying to remember my boyfriend's penis size in its flaccid state (which is only just about 2 inches
). They started busting up laughing, giggling away like two clowns. Our waitress had approached us "How's everything so far? Y'all look like you're having a great time I see. Is there anything else you'd like?"
My sister told me to tell our waitress (Ashley) what I just showed them. My eyes nearly popped out of my head as I gave my sister the death stare, how could she possibly ask me to repeat such a private thing and with a stranger!? I looked back at Ashley as she eagerly waited with anticipation, when our eyes met I suddenly started feeling a plethora of new feelings and I could feel my heart beating out of my chest. I still don't truly understand what came over me but I summoned the courage to finally speak.
"Oh um I was just mentioning that my boyfriend's.....I'm sorry nevermind I've already wasted your time."
"Oh sweety it's ok I have more than enough time. So what is it that has these girls in such a frenzy?"
I was panicking, I tried to backpedal on the subject but her smile was so warm and welcoming and my heart started racing again. I looked into her eyes and began to speak.
"My Boyfriend Roger, his penis is this big
." Once again holding up my thumb and index finger.The table erupted with laughter from my sisters, I couldn't believe I what I just said!? Did I just say his name!? I looked back at Ashley to see that she was bright red and trying to suppress her laughter while hiding her smile behind the checkbook.
With tears in her eyes, Ashley spoke "My goodness, thanks for the great laugh sweetheart, phew... bless your soul, I like you. It takes a real woman to admit that the love of their life has such a tiny penis, to an absolute stranger!"
"Tiny Penis!?" I thought to myself. I didn't say anything about his penis being tiny....(even though it is
). Lost in my train of thought I received a notification that lit up my phone. Ashley grabbed my phone, looked at my lock screen of me and Roger."Is this Roger? I recognize him, he's one of my regulars! Oh wow a handsome young man like that. I never would've guessed his penis was so tiny. If you'll excuse me I have to go tell this to the other girls they'll get such a kick out of this!"
"Huh" barely registering what she just said.
"Wow Sis! Soon can you imagine if everyone knew about Rogers Tiny Penis!"
Those words still ring in my head....what had I done, I didn't say it was tiny. None of this was my fault.....far off in the distance, back in the kitchen I could hear another eruption of laughter....
"I totally just exposed Roger for how tiny his penis is...."
And now I've decided to share my experience with this forum....I sometimes wish I could say that this ended here, but it didn't and now I'm in too deep. The amount of people I've shared Roger's secret with could fill a novel....I want to stop but that 1st night after I went home. I couldn't stop thinking about what I said, what I had done. It's only fair to expose myself but I masturbated for hours on end thinking of everyone's reaction. I couldn't stop myself. I screamed out at the peak of my orgasm (possibly informing my entire apartment building)
"MY BOYFRIEND ROGER HAS A SUPER TEENY TINY PENIS!!!"