iCarly: i Go Unsupervised

[NudeBaG]

iCarly: i Go Unsupervised

The popular webshow, iCarly had been going strong for 2 years.
15 year olds Carly, Sam and Freddie are having their weekly planning session for the next episode.
Freddie is scrolling through various internet video sites for inspiration.
He pulls up a new tab, opting to minimize his recent ‘incognito’ searches rather than close out the porn site he’d been browsing.
Sam relaxes on a beanbag chair, chewing on a lock of her long blonde curls.
Carly reclines on her bed, kicking her bare legs in the air.
“Freddie, go get us some drinks.” Sam said.
“Why can’t you get the drinks?” Freddie asked.
“Do I look like I wanna move?” Sam asked.
“I still don’t see why I have to-“ Freddie is cut off as Sam blurts out “Just do it, Fredwad.”
“Fredwad?” Carly asks, sitting up.
“Yeah, you know. ‘Cause he’s always blowing his wad looking over the iCarly stuff he shoots.”
Sam said.
“Sam! I do NOT!” Freddie bursts indignantly.
“Ugh! Whatever!” Freddie storms out of Carly’s room/studio.
Sam immediately jumps to Freddie’s laptop.
“What are you doing?” Carly asks Sam disapprovingly.
“Seeing what Freddie jerks off to.” Sam said.
Carly gasps.
“Sam! That’s a total invasion of privacy!” Carly scolds. “Also, ew!”
Sam moves the mouse and minimizes all the production screens.
One tab left.
She expands the incognito tab and up pops the porn tube site.
“Hehehe! Ooooooh, Fredwad.” Sam smirks and shakes her head.
“Wait? Did you ACTUALLY find something?!” Carly sits up, now interested.
“Oooooh boooooy, did I!” Sam’s eyes go wide.
It’s a screen filled with tons of video screens, each depicting a different sex scene.
But it’s all naked guys with dressed women.
“Wow.” Sam clicks another tab at the top linking to Freddie’s cloud drive.
“iCarly screen grabs?” She reads the title of a folder.
“What was that, now?” Carly gets up and joins Sam at the Freddie’s computer.
Sam opens the folder.
Up pops thumbnail after thumbnail of Sam and/or Carly from the show, either in some kind of revealing costume, or some sort of ‘suggestive’ position.
None of the scetches are written to be overtly sexual, but Sam and Carly both admit their teen libido’s bleed into the writing sometimes.
There are 3 separate sub-folders within the main folder labeled:
“Carly, Sam, Carly AND Sam.”
Sam opens her own name’s folder.
HUNDREDS of clips and screengrabs pop up featuring Sam!
At first, Sam is understandably upset.
But then, strangely flattered?
“Wow! Has he been saving things from the show since the beginning?!” Carly gasps.
Sam goes back to the website Freddie had pulled up.
There’s a clip that jumps out at her.
It’s 2 girls on a park bench with a naked guy sitting between them!
“Sam! What’re you doing?!” Carly gasps.
“I wanna see this! Look at that guy’s wiener!” Sam clicks play on the clip.
The guy is clearly nervous, as the girls begin poking and tickling his sides!
Neither Carly or Sam can take their eyes off the guy’s penis, which flops around as the girls in the video tickle him.
The guy is in his twenties for sure, but the girls are closer to their teens!
“Op! There we go!” Sam points at the screen.
“Oh!” Carly gasps as the guy’s penis grows and gets hard!
Sam goes back to the main page.
“W-What are you doing?” Carly shivered.
“Why did you close it?”
“WE are going to mess with Freddy a bit.” Sam said, arranging the screens back to how Freddy had them.
“What do you mean?” Carly asked.
“If Freddy likes looking at stuff like that, we should just do our own skit like that.” Sam smirks.
“Wha-?” Carly asked.
“We’re gonna get Fredward naked.” Sam said.
“Sam! Gross! Freddy’s our friend!” Carly scolds.
“Yeah? And he has a weiner. A weiner that I wanna see.” Sam said.
She suddenly got really excited.
Carly again protests.
“Sam! No!”
“Oh, c’mon Carls! I bet Freddy’ll never flirt with you again if you make fun of him while he’s naked!”
Sam said.
Carly thought about it.
She wasn’t thinking about the leverage she’d have over Freddy, as she secretly liked the flirting.
What if Freddy actually looks GOOD naked?
“How would we even-?” Carly asked, but Sam quickly pulled up Freddy’s show notes for the current episode they were working on.
She was typing hyper fast.
“What’re you-?” Carly was cut off as they heard Freddy coming up the stairs.
“Shoot! Go back over there!” Sam finished typing and putting the screen back the way Freddy had it.
They both hurried back to their usual marks, and began playing pattycake.
“Hey Carly, Spencer said he’s running out for a smoothie date.” Freddy entered her room again with 3 cans of soda.
He tosses one to Carly and one to Sam.
“Okay. You guys ready to start the run through?” Carly asked.
“Yup!” Sam stands excitedly.
“Okay cool.” Freddy pulls up his show notes.
“I’ll do the countdown, 3, 2, 1-“ Freddy points at the girls, pretending to hold the camera.
“I’m Carly.”
“I’m Sam.”
“And you’re watching…”
“iiiiiiiiCarlyyyyyyyyyy!”
The girls run through a skit, a video reaction and a random dancing segment.
Freddy checks the show notes.
“Huh? I don’t remember this.” Freddy says.
“What’s up?” Carly asks.
“It says ‘Freddy joins Sam and Carly in front of the camera for an ad libbed skit?” He reads.
Carly glances at Sam.
Sam looks beyond pleased with herself.
Freddy walks over to Sam and Carly.
“Wave to the camera, Fredward.” Sam says.
Freddy turns and waves.
“Um, hi?” He says.
“Freddy here has a secret.” Sam says.
“Um, I do?” Freddy asks.
“Yup!” Sam says.
“Freddy likes looking at naked guys having girls play with them!”
Freddy is stunned.
“Huh?!” Freddy gasps.
“So, we figured Freddy might like to experience that first hand!”
Sam quickly steps behind Freddy and yanks his pants and underpants down to his ankles!
Freddy is frozen!
Carly is frozen.
Sam quickly steps around to have a look.

[Jeepman89]

What a nice treat, NudeBag! I can actually imagine this scenario being on that show. You nailed the dialogue perfectly. I have to know what happens next!!

[Executionus]

Carly reclines on her bed, kicking her bare legs in the air.

Dan Schneider approved!

And having watched an embarrassing percentage of iCarly episodes in the past when I was married to a superfan of everything Teen Nick, I can confirm that the dialogue and pacing were remarkably accurate for that show's style.

[NudeBaG]

iCarly: i Got Pantsed

Sam and Carly stare as Freddie stands pantsless in front of them.
Carly is stunned.
Sam is confused.
Freddie is in shock, frozen.
Trying to maintain her usual confidence, Sam speaks.
“Well, um, oh.” Sam is actually at a loss for words.
Carly’s eye begins twitching.
Freddie looks down.
He’s flaccid.
He looks like he has no leg hair.
He has a small patch of pubes above his dick, but has yet to actually grow hair on his balls.
Freddie looks at Sam and Carly.
He feels numb and sick at the same time.
These are the girls he’s been close friends with for over 2 years!
He’s masturbated to both Carly AND Sam countless times since meeting them!
But now, they’re seeing his naked goods, and what’s possibly worse, he’s completely flaccid!
His limp penis hanging at about 3 inches!
Sam was fully prepared to tease and mock Freddie for having a tiny penis.
Sure, Freddie’s penis wasn’t ‘big’ by any standard, but it looked… good.
“Ah!” Freddie squeeks.
Freddie quickly bends to pull his pants up.
“Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute, Fredward!” Sam steps on Freddie’s pants to prevent him from pulling them up.
Freddie straightens back up.
Sam gently lifts her knee into Freddie’s balls!
“Ah! S-Sam!” Freddie gasps.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” Carly screams.
“Carls! Shhhhh!” Sam turns and puts her hands over Carly’s mouth, lowering and planting her foot on Freddie’s pants so he can’t lift them.
“Shshshshhhhh! This is happening.” Sam says.
Freddie finally covers.
“S-Sam! What the-?!” He gasps.
“What? Isn’t this what you like?” Sam asks, glancing at the laptop.
“Wha-?” Freddie gasps.
“You looked at my laptop?!” He yells.
“Yup!” Sam smirks.
She lowers her knee and steps right up to Freddie.
She glances down.
Even with him covering, she pictures Freddie COMPLETELY naked this time.
She needs to see.
Sure, she’s now seen his penis and balls, but she wants the full package.
“Here we go.” Sam yanks Freddie’s shirt up, along with his arms.
“Good.” She thinks. It’s been a while since she’s had to physically overpower him, and she’s pleased to know she’s still stronger.
While his shirt has his arms trapped over his head, Sam again takes in his now widened exposure.
No chest hair yet.
No abs or pecs either.
Freddie isn’t muscular, but his babyfat is mostly gone now.
Sam looks at his penis again.
It looks like its gotten bigger!
Freddie lets out a highpitched squeel, muffled by the shirt.
Sam holds Freddie’s shirt up, effectively keeping him trapped and exposed.

Carly is filled with a rush of confusing emotions.
She feels bad for her friend, but at the same time, getting to see Freddie naked is a lot of fun.
Freddie moving his hips around in his struggling is having an effect.
His limp penis is growing and becoming hard!
“Oooooo! Here we go!” Sam taunts.
Freddie is now sporting a semi erection.
His penis looks smooth, but is getting longer, thicker and stiffer by the second!

Sam can’t believe it!
Freddie is actually getting an erection!
Her instant thought is that this will be fuel she can use to tease Freddie forever.

Carly’s inner conflict is showing on her face.
This is Freddie.
This is Freddie’s penis and balls.
She shouldn’t look!
She should look away!
But, wow!
He’s getting an erection!
How big will it get?
“Oh my god! Sam! Stop!” Carly scolds.
She steps next to Freddie, opposite Sam.
She bends down to pull Freddie’s pants back up, but Sam’s foot is still holding them down.
The resulting ‘snag’ causes Freddie to tumble forward, ON TOP of Carly!
Sam quickly yanks Freddie’s pants and underpants completely off!
Freddie’s arms are still trapped and his head still covered by his shirt.
But laying naked on top of Carly finishes the process getting stripped started.
“Aaaaah! Freddie! Get off of me!” Carly squirms.
Freddie, still unable to free his arms and head squirms on top of Carly.
“Ah!” Carly yelps as she feels Freddie’s stiff penis rub against her legs!
“Alright buddy! Calm down!” Sam grabs Freddie’s arms, still wrapped in the shirt above his head.
“S-Sam, no! Wait!” Freddie begs, but his voice is still muffled, not that Sam would’ve listened anyway.
Sam pulls Freddie up and off of Carly and on to his knees.
“Aaaaah!” Carly yells.
“Whoa!” Sam gasps.
Freddie is now fully erect!
Both Sam and Carly struggle with what they are seeing, especially Sam.
In her mind, Freddie had always been small down there.
It helped her mask her true feelings for him which had been growing over the course of the show.
If Freddie was small, she’d be able to tease him.
If Freddie was small, she could threaten to tell any other girl about it.
If Freddie was small, she could continue to hold back her true feelings from herself.
But Freddie was NOT small.

Freddie is still struggling, but completely helpless-
knees on the floor, completely nude from the neck down, completely erect and on display for Carly and Sam.
Carly is still struggling as well.
She’s seeing Freddie, a boy she KNOWS has had a crush on her since they met, completely exposed!
She feels bad for her friend, but can’t look away.
Freddie actually has a nice dick!
Carly thinks about the pictures of her they found on Freddie’s computer.
She pictures Freddie jerking off to her and Sam’s pictures.
Does he use his hand, or just his fingers?
She thinks about the websites with pics and videos of girls with naked guys.
She replaces the people in the pictures and videos with Her, Sam and Freddie.
Carly shivers.
No!
How can they continue the show after this?!
Sam has humiliated Freddie before, but this felt like a line was crossed.
She had ACTIVELY STRIPPED their friend just for fun!
And Carly hadn’t really tried to stop her.
Her own teen hormones kept her from shutting Sam down from the start.
All Carly could really do now is verbally oppose Sam and hope she relents soon, now that they know EXACTLY what Freddie looks like naked.
Carly then flashes through her time with Freddie.
All the times they were alone in her room.
All the times she, Sam and Freddie were just hanging out.
She pictures what it could have been like if Freddie had been naked at those times.

Freddie fights back tears.
He can feel his erect penis twitching.
How could Sam do this?!
She’d ALWAYS teased and humiliated him, but never on this level!
“Mumumm muh muh muh!” Freddie mumbles from under the shirt over his face.
“Oh! What was that, Fredward?” Sam asks.
She pulls the shirt up more, clearing Freddie’s face.
Freddie looks down, gasping.
He looks at his hard penis.
He immediately looks at Carly’s face.
Her eyes are glued to his penis, a look of pure shock on her face.
Freddie shifts his gaze to Sam.
Sam is smiling!
The thoughts are racing through his head.
He’s humiliated.
Seeing the stuff on his computer was bad enough, but now they’re seeing him naked!
He’s also the horniest he’s ever been!
He’s pictured almost this exact scenario hundreds of times, but now that it was real, he was terrified!
“So,” Sam sighs. “Ready to star in our iCarly version of those videos you like?”
“Huh?!” Freddie gasps.
“Yeah, huh?” Carly is also surprised.
“Yeah, I mean, come on. ‘Little’ Freddie is clearly up for it.”
Sam looks at Freddie’s penis.
She has no idea what is about to happen, but she might as well make the most this.
“Maybe we should just-“ Carly is cut off as Sam pulls her over behind the computer cart.
Freddie starts struggling to stand up.
“Just wait a sec, Fredward.” Sam instructs.
Freddie sighs and surrenders.
“Come on, Carls! We have a naked boy now!” She whispers.
“But, it’s Freddie!” Carly whispers.
“Yeah, but,” Sam looks back at Freddie’s hard penis, twitching.
“Look at his dick!”
Carly does look.
It’s the first penis she’s ever seen in person, and honestly, it’s pretty nice.
Her hormones surge.
“What do you have planned?” Carly asks.
“Just follow mama’s lead.” Sam smirks.

[Jeepman89]

So perfect and I can actually imagine this episode on tv and can picture the characters actually saying and doing those things. Sam is so devious and Carly is so innocent but she still wants to see. Can't wait to see what Sam has in mind for poor Freddie.

[NudeBaG]

iCarly: i Do a Skit

“Alright Fredward,” Sam steps back beside Freddie.
“What?” Freddie sighs.
“We need to come up with a skit that involves you being all, ‘naked’.” Sam moves her fist around in front of her crotch, pretending to wiggle a penis around.
“We can’t record THAT!” Freddie yelps.
“No chizz, Fredwad.” Sam says. “This’ll be one that’s ‘just for us.’”
“What does THAT mean?!” Freddie asks.
“You’ve got pics and clips of Carls and I from just about EVERY angle. So, Carly and I deserve some clips of you.” Sam says.
“It’ll be good improv practice anyway.” Carly adds.
Sam gives an approving look.
“And if you don’t…” Sam kneels next to Freddies hip. “We’ll tell everyone how small ‘little Freddie’ is.”
Carly looks at Sam.
Both girls obviously see that Freddie is certainly not ‘little’, but Carly quickly recognizes her friend’s guise as a way to humiliate and degrade Freddie.
While she hates how it makes Freddie feel bad, she can’t help enjoying the rush it gives her.
“So let’s do some skits.” Sam stands.
She maintains her cool demeanor.
But inside:
“Oh my god! Freddie’s dick! It’s so close! So hard! It looks even bigger than it did before! Should I touch it? What does it taste like?”
Carly is amazed Sam isn’t touching Freddie everywhere!
She’s got Freddie so under control right now just by speaking.
“Only Sam could control a boy that way.” She thinks. “AND control boys with brute force.”
Carly can’t help but smirk.
But the way Sam is looking at him, it doesn’t feel bad.
Freddie feels his penis getting even harder!
“F-f-f-f-fine! Fine!” Freddie stammers.
He’s shaking.
“Now will you let me go? Who’s gonna work the camera?” Freddie asks.
Sam and Carly look at eachother.
As well as being a co-star on iCarly, he really IS the only one who knows how to opperate the camera and effects.
“Okay, Fredwad.” Sam grabs one of Freddie’s trapped arms while knodding at Carly to grab the other.
Carly follows Sam’s instructions.
They help Freddie to his feet.
“Oh!” Carly gasps.
Standing up straight, Freddie’s penis sticks straight out with an upward angle.
“Wait!” Sam has a realization. “It’s not like we can actually AIR this! We don’t NEED the camera.”
“Hey! Yeah! This was just rehearsal anyway!” Carly says.
Freddie moans.
“Oooooooh! Come on!” Freddie can’t believe they’ll keep him like this.
“Okay. We WERE going to do an ‘Idiot Farm Girl Who Thought the Cowboy's Mustache was a Squirrel’ sketch, but for THIS episode, lets do something a little different.” Sam said.
“Okay, like what?” Carly asked.
Sam looked Freddie up and down.
“How about the Idiot Cow Girl Who Thought the Boy’s Weiner Was A Puppy?” Sam said.
Carly couldn’t help but chuckle.
“Um, yeah! I guess we could try that. Hmhmhm!”
“You go change first. I’ll stay here with Fredwad.” Sam put her hands on her hips, standing in front of Freddie.
“Okay! Be right back!” Carly hops to the back room of the ‘studio’ in her room.
Sam steps right up to Freddie.
“You can thank me later.” Sam smirks.
“For what?! For HUMILIATING me?!” Freddie gasps.
“Awwwww! Don’t be like that Benson! Aren’t you having ANY fun?” Sam teases.
“Fun?!” Freddie gasps.
Sam shrugs. “I am. We’ll see how the first scetch goes.”
Sam stares at Freddie’s penis.
She can’t help it.
Freddie squirms.
“Wh-what are you thinking?” Freddie asks nervously.
“You’ll see, Fredwad. You’ll see.” Sam sighs.

Carly changes into her denim mini skirt and pink plaid sleeveless button-up.
As she changes, Carly thinks about the fact that she’s essentially about to do an episode with a naked Freddie!
She feels bad for him, but at the same time, it’s a ton of fun seeing him like this!
He’s helpless, just like he often is when he gets on Sam’s bad side, but there’s now the added layer of him being completely naked!
She thinks about Freddie’s penis.
It’s not at all what she expected!
She has no idea what Sam is thinking, but she’s willing to go along with it.
Carly ties her shirt at the chest, and slides on her cowgirl boots.
She grabs her hat and goes back out to Sam and Freddie.
“Okay Sam! Go change!” Carly chirps excitedly.
“B-R-B!” Sam punches the air with each letter before hopping to the back room.
Carly looks at Freddie.
“H-Hey. How ya doin’?” She asks.
Freddie sighs and shrugs.
“Hey?” Carly steps up to him. “You okay?”
“No! No, I’m not!” Freddie is the most upset she’s ever seen him.
Carly can’t help but look at Freddie’s penis staring back up at her.
“Um, so,” Carly struggles to break the tension. “That’s your weiner.” She says awkwardly.
Carly moans internally at that statement, but she can’t think straight.
The inner conflict is getting too heavy.
Freddie doesn’t deserve this, but Carly is thoroughly enjoying his nudity.
It’s not like he looks bad either.
He’s actually pretty cute, PLUS, he does have a nice looking penis!

Sam puts on her cowboy outfit in a hurried, sloppy fashion.
She can’t believe the turn things have taken.
She was 100% CERTAIN Freddie was going to have a tiny dick!
But no!
Freddie was packing!
Sam slaps the big fake mustache on her face.
“A’ight partner!” She says to herself in a country accent.
Sam sees a leather belt sitting on one of the prop bins.
She grabs it and goes to join Carly and Freddie.
Sam hops down to the computer desk and sets up the camera on a tripod.
“Hey, Sam!” Carly says. “I thought we WEREN’T going to record this.”
“Air it? No. Record it? Heck yes! Mama wants to preserve this!” Sam says.
“Sam?! No!” Freddie gasps.
“Relax. It’s just for us. No one else’ll ever see it.” Sam says.
Carly walks over to Sam.
“What’s that for?” She asks nodding at the belt.
“First rule of improv Carls: Yes, and.” Sam snaps the belt.
She and Carly walk back over to Freddie.
Sam hoops the belt over Freddie’s penis and balls.
“H-Hey! Sam!” Freddie gasps.
She secures it.
Not TOO tight, but tight enough.
“Whats going on?” Freddie asks.
Sam sighs.
“Yes. And.” She tugs the belt, moving Freddie’s penis and balls!
“Aaaaaah! Saaaaam!” Freddie moans.
“Okay, Carly, you’re playing your ‘idiot girl’ character, I’m the cowboy, and Freddie’s my naked boy.” Sam looks at Freddie’s penis again. “And you think THIS is a puppy.”
“Huh?!” Freddie gasps.
Sam points to Freddie’s penis, almost touching it!
“D’aaaaah!” Freddie squirms.
“What’s wrong?” Carly asks.
“She almost touched- Never mind!” Freddie decides NOT to draw more attention to his erect penis.
Sam hops back to the laptop.
“Action!” Sam calls, hitting record.
Carly immediately snaps into character.
“Hi! Hahaha!” Carly plays an impeccable ditz.
She looks at Freddie’s penis.
The belt isolates his balls and penis from the rest of his body, making it look even bigger!
“Ma’am.” Sam tips her hat.
Carly kneels down to look at Freddie’s penis.
“Awwwwww! Such a cute puppy! Hehehe!” Carly coos.
“Uh, ma’am? Are you dense? That is my naked boy’s meat ‘pickle’.” Sam says.
“Ew! Meat pickle?” Carly looks up.
Sam shrugs.
Carly goes back into character.
“Hahaha! Who’s a good boy? Who’s a cute little puppy?” She teases in her ditzy voice.
“I done told you! ‘Taint no puppy! That’s my naked boy’s meat pickle!” Sam says in a thick southern accent.
“Does your puppy bite?” Carly asks.
Sam sighs.
“Ugh. Nah, he don’t bite.” Sam raises an eyebrow. “You can pet ‘im if you’d like.”
“Uh, wha-?” Freddie gasps.
“Huh?” Carly gasps as well.
Sam KNOWS Freddie has a crush on Carly.
“I said you can pet ‘im.” Sam repeats.
Carly clears her throat and goes back into character.
She raises her hand and pauses just before touching Freddie’s penis.
“I can’t!” Carly gasps.
Sam, still in character “ course ya can!” Sam gestures with her eyes for Carly to just touch it.
Carly briefly and gently runs her fingers up the underside of Freddie’s penis!
It’s so smooth and soft!
“Aaaaaaaaaah!” Freddie moans and trembles.
Carly stands abruptly.
She’s in shock.
She can’t believe she just touched Freddie’s penis!
Freddie is trembling with a look of terror on his face.
Carly, the girl of his dreams had just caressed his penis!
Freddie feels his penis throbbing.
Unfortunately, it’s ACTIVELY twitching!
“Wow. Really, Fredwad?” Sam asks.
She’s honestly, stunned.
Seeing Carly touch Freddie’s penis, even though it was just a second, it actually made her feel jealous.
Sam snaps out of it though.
Freddie’s penis is sticking out and up.
Sam gulps and licks her lips.
It looks delicious.
“A-Anyway, see? It’s like I’s a sayin’, he don’t bite.” Sam looks at her own hand, which is now trembling, wanting to touch Freddie herself.
The energy has shifted.
Freddie is shaking uncontrollably.
Carly, also flustered, removes her cowboy hat.
“Um, so, what skit should we do next?” She asks.
“Wait? Are we done with this one?” Sam asks.
“Well,” Carly looks at Freddie’s hard penis. “We didn’t exactly write skits around Freddie being all, you know.” Carly blushes. “And besides, the idiot girl and cowboy sketches are shorter anyway.”
“Yeah, good point. So what next?” Sam sighs.

[Jeepman89]

ICarly like I've never seen before. A really hilarious chapter for sure! Who knew Freddie had a big wiener? Can't wait for the next skit.

[NudeBaG]

I decided to edit and rewrite some of that last chapter.
I made some errors and jumped the gun on some things.

[Ddisplay]

ICrazy for iCarly. Thank you for the great read. Hope you write another chapter one day.