An unfortunate trip to the shops

[Hoble]

This is a story based on real events but might be altered slightly (pretty much what happened though).

enjoy reading this cause i didn't enjoy it lol.


I've been pretty sick recently and i decided to head to the shops to get some food since i had none left. Since I was sick i wasn't wearing underwear in bed because i didn't wanna get them sweaty (i get very hot when im sick). So i just threw on sweatpants and a shirt and left.

Everything was going well i went to the shops and got my food then when i got back to my apartment door i realised i don't have the keys to get in.. so I had to climb the wall beside the building. As im climbing the wall the sweatpants start slowly sliding down and i only had about a ft or two left of the wall to get up (this is about a 8-9 ft wall by the way).

I finally reached the top however my pants were trying to reach the bottom. so as im balancing on the wall with my chest/stomach i try reach backwards to grab the pants and pull them up. I then have the genius idea of letting them fall back on by slightly putting my legs up. However this fails and ends up with me almost falling off the wall. Except for my pants which are stuck on the wall and im not hanging about 4ft above the ground fully exposed with my shirt also now trying to make it's way off my body.

at this point i couldn't do much besides try wiggle down. After 5 minutes of struggling i managed to fall down. Since i was hanging for so long it made me sort of lightheaded. I now needed to re-climb the wall to get my sweatpants unstuck but luckily it was easier to climb on this side since the wall was slightly chipped.

As I'm climbing up i hear my neighbours entering the garden. So I quickly finished climbing the wall and fell out into the front garden... Naked. So now I'm in the street naked jumping up trying to pull down my pants from the top of the wall. I heard people coming so i had to hide behind a tree. I also noticed at this point that i left my shopping bag on this side of the wall by mistake when climbing.

after about 10-15 minutes of waiting for the neighbours to go they just wouldn't so i decided i'd have to climb the wall, get the pants and then try find another entrance. So i started climbing when from behind me i heard someone whistling at me (you know the stereotypical kind of whistle when someone's naked or if they're cat calling).

This makes me lose my concentration and fall a bit. I turned around and saw my neighbour laughing as he walked back into his house. He didn't even offer to help or anything which I found rude. So anyway i continue to climb back up and finally I got my pants unstuck. I couldn't put them on though so i had to climb into the garden then put the pants on. I had to be careful because my neighbours were just around the corner from me. So as im climbing down i managed to slip and my neighbours heard a loud thudding sound. I heard a "what was that?" as i heard footsteps slowly head towards me...

As my neighbour turns the corner i try quickly slide my pants on but i fall over in the process and just like that my neighbour now has full view of pretty much everything as i frantically try and turn over to cover and apologise. They laughed and shouted over their friends to come see. After a few minutes of me laying down almost passed out and them laughing they said "oh let me go get my camera" which prompted me to quickly stand up and try put my pants on. I don't think they had a camera they just wanted to scare me into standing up so they could get a full view and it worked. I managed to get in after that but now i can't looks my neighbours in the face anymore...

[Hoble]

Thankyou for reading this (if you did)

For anyone who would like more details on the story or any other stories that i might write on here my discord is hoble#7165

Cya