I am bored of me (10 chapters) (Complete) (Illustrated)
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2024 6:56 pm
Synopsis: Julie is tired of life as a boring housewife. She is trading midnight fantasies with her husband and admits she would enjoy streaking and performing humiliating dares for him. He has one condition - if we are doing this, then you have to do whatever I tell you!
Sex Contents: Some Sex
Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/Fa, Consensual, Slut Wife, Incest, Mother, Son, Father, Daughter, Humiliation, Light Bond, Spanking, Group Sex, Swinging, Anal Sex, Exhibitionism, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Big Breasts, Illustrated
CHAPTER ONE:
I guess I was going stir crazy due to the pandemic. My family had been cooped up in the house for so long that every day started to feel like that movie “Ground Hog Day” – just a repeat of the same old slog.
My husband and I were working from home. We were never apart long enough to have much to talk about. It wasn’t like I could ask how his day went. I knew perfectly well since we both shared an office upstairs.
My kids were doing virtual learning because the high schools were shut down. My son Teddy loved it because he was the shy, quiet type, but all of my kids were getting on each other’s nerves and mine.
I do not know why I did what I did. It was silly, really. It was 2 in the morning and after a very boring evening of watching Netflix with my husband until we both fell asleep, I decided to get a drink of water.
I should have put some clothes on, but I didn’t bother. I had grown used to wearing jammies, sweat pants and tank tops around the house. I was so comfortable perhaps I didn’t think about going to the kitchen in the nude.
At least, not at first. I stumbled down the hallway in the dark and made my downstairs to the kitchen. I almost turned around and put my robe on. It would have been a simple matter to pluck one from the bathroom door and fetch my drink. I told myself that I didn’t want to wake my husband. Steve was snoring and I doubt he would have heard me anyway.
I realized I was being silly. This was MY house after all. I paid half of the bills and If I wanted to stumble around naked in the dark, then I would! I giggled a little. I might have had a little too much wine that night. I was tired of being boring and for once I wanted to get a little crazy and do something spontaneous! Even risky!
I had a daring smirk firmly planted on my face by the time I jiggled my big butt down the stairs and dashed toward the kitchen. For no reason at all, I dashed behind the sofa and chair like a ninja trying to infiltrate my own home.
I was safe in the knowledge that my kids were sound asleep. I could actually do anything I wanted. It was a startling revelation and strangely intoxicating to let loose of my inhibitions and dash into the kitchen naked. I felt the cold tile on my bare feet and felt this exhilarating sense of freedom.
I hadn’t gone streaking since I was a teenager. I remember I used to skinny dip on camping trips with my boyfriend and our circle of friends. I was never the one to bring it up or lead everyone into getting naked but I was usually one of the first to pop her top. It was so much easier when other girls did it with me. It felt naughty back then and suddenly those old feelings gave me some strange tingles.
Instead of water, I picked out some boxed wine and poured myself a glass. “I could stand in the kitchen window and flash the driveway!” I thought to myself. It was the middle of the night in the suburbs. The chances of being seen were nil but it was even the slight risk that I might get caught that always used to thrill me the most.
Back in high school, my friend group consisted of two other girls and three guys. We had all seen each other naked plenty of times. I had dated two of the boys and even kissed one of those girls on a dare once. It was never really that big of a deal to strip down and go swimming together. The only time I got the heebie-jeebies was on the off-chance my parents might come home and catch us swimming in the pool or someone might see us through the fence. I don’t think anyone ever found out – but it was always that risk that got my excitement going.
I hadn’t thought about those old times in years. I was a married woman with teenagers of my own. Yet, tonight I wanted to feel those feelings again. I was feeling bored of myself. I slid across the tile floor like Tom Cruise in the movie “Risky Business” and then began to dance on my tippy toes in front of the kitchen window.
At first, I hustled across the window, but after my third or fourth pass I was jiggling my big tits and giggling. It was great fun and I was all smiles. That is until I turned around to pick up my glass of wine and take a sip. I saw my youngest son Teddy standing there looking right at me.
I was caught red-handed and totally embarrassed. I went from free-spirited extrovert dancing and shaking her tits to humiliated house wife in a split sobered second. What could I say? How could I explain my behavior?
I stood there in the dark while he looked me up and down. I felt suddenly aware of my big tits and bushy pubes. I was mortified!I couldn’t tell if he was cringing, blushing, freaking out, or impressed. He might have been all of those things in combination. It was impossible to tell in that moment what my son might be thinking.
I said nothing, took a sip of my wine and walked up stairs as if I had clothes on. I felt this strange panic like my entire world had collapsed and I had to flee. I couldn’t explain myself and so I clammed up.
What else could I do?
I wanted to tell Steve about it. I had to tell somebody, but he was out like a light. I stayed up all night wondering what Teddy must think about me. I assumed he thought I might be a little crazy.
The next day, my youngest son said nothing at breakfast. He looked at me a little strangely but he didn’t address what he had seen. I was thankful for that. If he had said something, I doubted the others would have noticed. Steve was caught up reading the news on his cell phone. My daughter Cindy and my other son Daniel were getting on each other’s nerves. We were in such close quarters that it was fairly common. Cindy can be surly in the morning and she tends to poke Daniel to get a response. I think it’s amusing to her to see his reaction.
I tried to forget about my silly experience that night. I really did, but I couldn’t. I kept reliving it in my head and wondering what my son thought of me. I should have probably had a conversation with him about it but I was so embarrassed that I didn’t. I told myself that I didn’t want to make things weirder for him.
Instead, one night while I was lying in bed with Steve, I told him what had happened. I needed to confide in someone. I thought Steve would not understand or tell me that I was disgusting but instead he seemed almost turned on by it.
“I am his mom,” I reminded my husband.
“You are a sexy milf,” Steve assured me playfully. “What will you do the next time he catches you?”
“What do you mean, the next time?” I assured Steve that was a one-time only thing. It was lightning in a bottle -and a bit of a fluke. I told him a combination of boredom, wine and reliving old thrills that I’ve long since outgrown.
“Why? You clearly enjoyed it. You are smiling when you told me the story,” Steve grinned back at me.
“I am smiling because it was deeply humiliating but it was also my fault. I can laugh at myself, Steve. I shouldn’t have told you about this,” I started to turn over. “I am just bored of myself sometimes. You know?””What do you mean?””I shouldn’t say this, because we have a great life together, great kids, and I love you! A part of me wants to be more adventurous, or different or something. I am bored of me.””I am not,” Steve confirmed that he loved me. That was sweet. He just wasn’t getting what I was trying to tell him. I wasn’t unhappy with our relationship. I was unhappy with the fact that I was a predictable, boring person. “I think I would like to do roleplay or something exciting, but I do not even know what turns me on anymore. I am just plain boring, Steve. I shouldn’t have said anything,” I grunted and tried to end the conversation.
“No, no, don’t stop talking about it. I get it. I’d like to do something different too, but we never talk about it.” Steve comforted me. “I miss these midnight confessions. I remember when we first got together we used to share our secret fantasies and talk all night.”
“I remember your secret fantasy involved having sex with my best friend Marcie,” I snickered. I always assumed Steve was just trying to make me jealous and tease me. I was sure he’d have had sex with her if I had allowed it though. Marcie was kind of a wild-child back in high school, always drinking and going out with different guys.
“No, to have a THREE-WAY with Marcie, you would be invited too!” Steve smiled broadly as he clarified his fantasy.
“Oh gosh, thanks! I am glad I’d be invited,” I winked at him and rolled back over. My tone was playfully sarcastic. “I don’t think you could have handled the two of us at once.”
“Twenty year old me, or forty-two year old me?” Steve asked with a wry grin.
“That depends, are we going to get twenty year old Marcie and me drunk first?” I was having a laugh with my husband about what might have been.
“You would never have done it anyway,” Steve grunted sourly. His reaction was harsh and abrupt.
“Hey, I would love to make your fantasies come true, Steve McGregor. I could call Marcie but would her husband Mike agree?”
“He could come too!” Steve laughed.
“Oh, would you and he get it on?” I giggled playfully.
“No, but you would,” Steve promised. He was so cock-sure and certain that I would.
“I’d like to see you make me,” I snickered. I was glad that Steve was joking again. However, there was something in his tone that suggested he wasn’t joking. We’d never cheated on each other and we weren’t swingers. This was the first time in a long time we’d ever talked about fantasies and I was enjoying the conversation.
“That’s probably how we’d have to do it,” Steve observed sagely. He nodded his head as if agreeing with his own assessment.
“What do you mean how WE’D have to do it?” I asked him what he meant by that. I was merely joking.
“Well, it would have to be a bit of a game, you know?” Steve replied cryptically.
I admit that I prodded him to continue but I was wary because I felt he might be serious. “I would have to give you dares. It couldn’t be your own idea. That’s why you are too chicken to go dance in front of the kitchen window on your own. You need to be able to blame the wine, but If I dared you to do it then you could. If we do this together, then you have to agree to trust me and do exactly as I tell you. That’s the deal.”
“Oh, really?” I was amused by my husband’s conclusion. His theory sounded absurd. I was intrigued by his suggestion. A part of me wanted to do something naughty and I was game to try it if it wasn’t too crazy. I was getting turned on by the idea of doing something totally out of character for myself. It sounded so over the top that I wasn’t sure it would be more than pillow talk.”Okay, I am game, I do trust you, Steve,” my mind was a bit of a whirlwind. I still had a bit of a buzz from wine, but I was sober enough to know that Steve was serious.
“I dare you to go downstairs and dance naked back and forth in front of the kitchen with the curtains wide open. I want you to do the MC Hammer dance and act silly for fifteen minutes. You can set the timer on the Alexa and inform me when you start through the intercom.
“Oh, I will?” I found his fantasy incredulous. Yet I was flattered that my husband wanted me to do something that daring. Did he really? It was exciting to think about. Did I dare?
“Yeah, and this time if Timmy sees you then you will tell him that you have to finish dancing and offer to get him anything out of fridge that he wants.”
“Yeah, right? And what if it was Cindy or Daniel?”
“The same thing!”
“Hah, you don’t actually expect me to do this, do you?” I laughed.
“You have to, that is the deal!”
“What do I get if I do it?” I had no intention of taking him up on his offer but I was curious what he had in mind. I assumed that he would offer a back rub or a shopping trip.
“The opportunity to do more dares” my husband offered.
“If I wanted to run around the house naked, I don’t need your permission,” I assured him. I did like the idea of having him tell me what I had to do. Yet, if I really wanted to do something I didn’t need ‘permission’.
“No, you don’t need my permission, but you won’t DO the things you need. If you are bored of old Julie, then you need to trust me. You do NEED me to dare you, push you, bend you, but not break you. We’ll explore that and get a little kinky. It will be fun. You want to see if you can get away with it, don’t you?”He was right. I did want to find out if I could pull off his dare. I really wouldn’t intentionally dare myself to do something that silly. My enthusiasm was starting to take off for this new game – whatever it was.
“You are serious aren’t you, Steve? We’ve got work in the morning,” I tried to avoid answering his question. A part of me was intrigued but not enough to actually act upon it.
“All the more reason to stop bargaining with me and do as you are told,” he said. It was so decisive and definite. I liked it.
There was something so audacious about how Steve phrased his comment. Do I as I am told? That wasn’t normal in our marriage. We were partners and equals, and being talked down to normally set me off, but there was just enough of a humorous intent to his tone that I didn’t squabble.
“How will you know that I am dancing?” I asked as I sighed and tried to mentally prepare myself for my new task. I thought perhaps that I had an out. Steve would have to come with me. I don’t know why that would make the task any easier. I suppose perhaps I thought he might reject the dare if he might be caught in the act with me.
“Take your cell phone downstairs, and I’ll watch you on camera,” he said. “Don’t be a chicken! When you can chicken dance,” he squawked his arms back and forth.
“You better not record this,” I offered an exasperated sigh and stood up with my phone. I couldn’t believe that I had given in, but at the same time a part of me DID want to do the dare. I didn’t know it at the time but a part of me wanted to prove something to myself, or perhaps to him. I convinced myself that lightning couldn’t strike the same place twice and it was unlikely my son would catch me tonight anyway.
I was right.
I got downstairs and started the timer. I started to dance but without wine, it was impossibly silent in the kitchen. I felt so silly dancing by myself. “You should be down here with me,” I grinned.
“Oh no, this is the game,” he chuckled on the other end of the phone. He made it fun by humming some songs, but it was the longest, most awkward 15 minutes of my life. I jiggled my butt, flapped my tits, flapped my arms, shook my thighs, even twerked and clapped my butt cheeks toward the end.
When it was obvious that I wouldn’t be caught, I felt so elated that I had “gotten away with it”. I dashed back upstairs and didn’t even slow my footfalls. I jumped on Steve’s cock and fucked him nice and hard. He came pretty quickly, and when he fell asleep, I brought out my dildo from under the bed and finished the job.
The next night I expected Steve would have a new dare for me. He had been so bold and direct the previous night that it was disappointing that he fell asleep right away. I got myself off and fell asleep thinking about the game we played the night before.
I didn’t mention it again for the next two or three nights. I kept waiting for my husband to bring it up, and it was frustrating that he didn’t. “I won the dare the other night didn’t I?” I asked as I laid in the bed next to him.
“Yeah, yeah,” he smiled and said I certainly had.
“You said that I get other dares if I won, but you haven’t given me any,” I pouted.
That comment perked him up right away. “I didn’t think you enjoyed it. You slogged through it and looked miserable.”
“It’s hard to dance for fifteen minutes straight with NO music, Steve,” I assured him.
“Fine, you can do the Electric Slide tonight,” he joked.
“Yeah, and then the kids really would wake up,” I laughed.
“So?”
“Don’t be silly! They’d freak out,” I warned him. The last thing I wanted to do was explain this silly game to them.
“At first, yes. Then you say that you are doing dares,” he said as if that explained my actions perfectly. It was the truth but would hardly make sense to my kids.
“Oh sure, and then THEY would probably give me a dare to do,” I replied sarcastically.
“What would be wrong with that?” he asked.
“Steve, don’t be ridiculous,” I dismissed his answer.
“Think about it. If they gave you a dare, and you did it then what is the harm? They have a laugh, you have a laugh. It’s all good.”
“I’d be naked!” I pounded his chest half-playfully.
“Yeah, but if they are laughing, they aren’t freaking out,” he twisted my nipple playfully. It didn’t hurt but I didn’t enjoy it either. It wasn’t like him to touch me like that.
“I’d rather you give me a dare that doesn’t involve watching me humiliate myself,” I twisted his nipple right back.
“Spoil sport,” Steve snickered. He told me that I could wrap a towel around my waist and run three laps around the entire house OUTSIDE. “You must twist your nipples like that the ENTIRE time” he demonstrated the annoying way that he pulled and twisted my nipples.
“How am I supposed to hold the phone?” I asked in a smart-alecky way. He hadn’t thought this out and I got a little joy out of poking holes in his idea.
“You can hold it in your mouth, and if it drops, you can hold it between your pussy lips while you jog the rest of the way,” he assured me as he pulled my nipples hard and let go. I have to admit that after that time it did feel strangely arousing to tease my nipples like that. I insisted that I would not be putting my phone inside of my pussy.
“I know, because you won’t drop it the first time, but if you do- that’s the deal.”
“ ... and if the neighbors or our kids see me?”
“You are just out doing dares. You wanted to stop being boring – okay, put your money where your mouth is.”
“I can’t believe you want me to do this. Is fucking Marcie still on the table?” I joked that I’d rather swap with my old high school friend and her husband than do this dare. I was already standing up and getting a towel. I was excited to play along, even if I sounded reluctant.I picked the biggest beach towel I had. My husband insisted I pick a regular bath towel and pretended that I was cheating.
That night, I dashed around the entire house in the middle of the night while the midnight dew glistened on my body. My heart nearly stopped when I saw headlights come down our lonely street, but I was positive I wasn’t seen. If I had been, I am sure all hell would have broken lose and they would have called the police on the crazy woman.
I was able to dash behind a bush and wait for the garbage truck to drive on by. They had no clue that I was naked. It felt exhilarating – like stealing probably felt when you get away with it. I didn’t drop the phone until I rounded the stairs and hopped back in bed. I fucked my husband’s brains out, and this time I got myself off before he came. I didn’t even mind sleeping in the wet spot.
Our games continued nightly for two weeks. They always involved flashing and streaking either in the house or around the neighborhood. He rarely sent me out of the house completely naked. He usually let me wear sandals and a robe or a towel, but I was given instructions that I had to let it fly open or only cover my waist.
There was something strangely arousing about having SOMETHING to cover my nudity. I would cling to it even though it was absurd that I’d be outside with just a towel wrapped around my waist and my tits flapping in the breeze in the first place.
It was like jumping into shark infested water, but knowing you had a life preserver and that unless you went really deep you couldn’t be bitten. It gave me a sense of security, and my husband’s dares only increased in intensity.
I was running as far as the nearby stop sign where my kids would take the bus (if they weren’t on lockdown), and sometimes the dares lasted thirty minutes to almost an hour. There was a sexual component to the dares, but they were mostly silly.
As an example, my husband mapped out a dozen bushes or hiding spots that I had to squat down and masturbate behind for five minutes. It sounds silly, but that’s a lot of time and I was so horny by the end that I fucked his brains out.
I had my phone in my mouth the entire time, and I was proud that I had never dropped it!
I would also have to tweak or pinch my nipples, or even stick my finger in my butt sometimes. He made up all these special conditions for each stations where I had to play with myself a different way. I would never have done any of this on my own. The part that was REALLY working for me the most was that Steve loved it and I loved how excited he got.
The best part was that my kids were oblivious, and every day no longer felt like the same old thing day after day. The game was a cure for the monotony brought on by lockdown, and I was growing increasingly confident and perhaps careless about the dares that I accepted.The game was as much as my idea as it was his. It was really me who started things and I think it just evolved organically into an understanding that if he told me to do something naughty or outrageous I would have to do it. I liked doing what he told me. I sometimes freaked out and got terrified but it was a fun sort of fear – like being on a thrill ride and not the kind like being chased by an ax wielding maniac. The risks were fun, and our sex life improved tremendously right away.
I never refused any of my husband’s dares. We didn’t really discuss the rules about where the line was in what he could dare me to do. It was just assumed that around 1 or 2 am and we were certain everyone was asleep that my husband could give me instructions and I would do them.
“Okay, tonight I want you to crush up a dozen Oreos, and spread them on the kitchen floor. Then you will get down on your hands and knees and lap them up. You can place a small saucer of milk next to it and lap that up as well if you get thirsty. You can’t return until you are finished.”
That wasn’t the first time food was involved in our dares. Oreos are my favorite cookie when I am feeling blue, and my husband knew that. It was the first time he wanted me to crawl around on my hands and knees though.
“Can I refuse these dares?” I asked. I decided that we probably needed some sort of boundary because I wasn’t relishing hurting my knees on the kitchen floor. It seemed unnecessary and deeply humiliating.
“No,” was his simple response.
“Then they aren’t dares. They are orders,” I corrected him.
“Yes,” he replied confidently. It seemed so out of character for him. This was the man who could never decide what restaurant we should go to because he wanted to know what I wanted to eat. We’d spend 15-20 minutes discussing it before deciding to just eat in. Covid had made going out to eat impossible now though, and strangely I found it arousing that my husband seemed so decisive.
“So, You aren’t daring me to go eat cookies off of the kitchen floor. You are telling me that I must do it?” I phrased my question rhetorically because I wanted my husband to understand he was going a bit far.
“Yes, and from now on, I would rather you stop bargaining with me. You know you are doing it.”
“You don’t know that,” I insisted dryly. He swatted my ass playfully and told me that just for that I had to climb down the stairs in the nude on my hands and knees. I had no idea how difficult it was to climb stairs while on your hands and knees. I had to take each step and work carefully not to fall. All the while holding my phone in my mouth.
I grumbled into the phone. “I have to set this down to eat, Steve.”
“Stop taking the phone out to talk to me. Just do what you are told, and turn off your brain, Julie. You can take the phone out to eat, that’s it. Put it on the counter, slut.”
I gritted my teeth around the phone and placed it carefully on the tile floor. How dare he call me a slut? This was fun though. I kind of liked it because I WAS being a slut. This was so not like “me” that it was refreshing even if it was silly and humiliating.
I stood up and began to smash a dozen Oreo cookies into bits. My boobs were jiggling when my son Teddy walked in and caught me in the middle of it.
My eyes shot open wide. All of the stubbly hairs on the back of my neck and the rest of my body stood on edge as if an wave of static electricity had just passed through my body. I instantly regretted performing the dare and becoming so complacent about hiding out in plain sight. I should have known better, and yet it was too late to put the cat back in the box.
What to do now?