Touring the Chocolate Factory_New May 18
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:31 am
Author's Note:
This story is the ENM focused parts of the larger story "The Chocolate Factory Fiasco", which is more focused on the female characters that
win the Golden Tickets. This other story is already well in progress and can be seen at:
viewtopic.php?t=4126
Touring the Chocolate Factory
Chapter 1. Mike Teevee Takes a Bath.
Mike Teevee is not the most well behaved kid, far from it. Except when he's focused on one of his favorite programs on television one can't get
him to shut up. He's always yap yap yapping like a poodle provoked by a marauding squirrel digging in the front yard. Most of the time Mike
is telling his mom, or anybody who will listen, what he just saw on tv.
It's 1971, and most houses in London only have the one telly, usually sitting in the living room. The Teevee household has a tv in the living room
of course, as well as one in the kitchen, and even a small one sitting on a corner stand in the bathroom. Even though Mike is twelve years old
his mother often has to bath him. You see, if Mrs. Teevee got her son plopped down into the tub and then came back a half hour later, Mike
would just be sitting and soaking in the water with not an inch of his body scrubbed. That boy will sit there for hours staring at the screen,
even as his butt gets all wrinkly like a prune.
Mike's favorite type of show is the American Western, both movies and tv shows like Gunsmoke and Rawhide. But the best of the best is when
the cowboys do battle with the American Indians, especially the Comanches or the Sioux. Mike fantasizes about being a cowboy, dresses like
one, carries two silver six guns on him at all times, a holster at each hip. Even when taking a bath Mike won't leave his trusy pistols behind.
Even when taking a bath, even when being bathed by his mother, Mike will stand up in the tub during the exciting action of fierce battles.
Mike will point both pistols toward the tv set, blasting away at them blasted Injuns, hardly noticing his nakedness. A few times he was so excited
by the ferocious fighting on the tv screen Mike didn't realize his little pistol had gotten erected and was pointing at his mum's face!
"I'm gonna find a way to get your attention someday," Mrs. Teevee told her son. "You are getting to old for me to be giving you a bath every
night and making your dinner just so you can watch tv all day and all night. Something's gotta change young man."
Things changed a lot in 1971, starting with the announcement on tv that the famous Willy Wonka is putting Golden Tickets in his Wonka Bars.
The finder of a Golden Ticket...and there are only five of them out there...will entitle the finder and one other person to join a tour of the
fabulous factory.
The kids went crazy, buying up all the candy bars they could afford. Some kids took to theft, stealing bars off the shelf and sneaking out of the
stores with them. Mike became a bandit, a big city version of a highway robber.
Mike watched the front of The Candy Corner, a small confectionary located on a street corner. He ignored the large groups of boys going in and
out. He waited and waited and when a young girl, probably the same age as he is, came out of the shop alone with a Wonka Bar in her hands,
Mike followed the girl. As soon as she rounded the corner, was walking down a less trafficked side street, Mike went into action.
First he put his bandana over his mouth and nose, just like they do it in the movies. He yells for the girl to stop and turn around. Mike walks
up to the scared and shaking girl, a pistol drawn, the hammer cocked.
"Give me your knickers or your Wonka Bar," Mike shouts at the girl.
The girl has on the typical skirt with a blouse and a sweater. The girl is definitely frightened. Who wouldn't be when a crazed kid shows up
with a pistol drawn.
"Come on, hand it over," the overanxious bandit says, waving his free hand about, as he takes a look around to make sure nobody is coming.
To Mike's surprise the girl, holding one hand up high holding onto the candy bar, bends lower to reach under her skirt. The girl removed her
panties, held them out to Mike. Wow...given the choice the brave girl would rather go home minus her panties than go home without the
Wonka Bar. Actually having little interest in having the girl's panties, wanting to merely use a variation of the cliche "Your money or your life",
Mike tossed the panties to the ground, then reached over to swipe the Wonka Bar from the girl's other hand.
A half hour later, while sitting on the front steps of his apartment building, Mike unwrapped the Wonka Bar to discover a Golden Ticket.
The next day Mike was interviewed on tv, which he barely participated in since his favorite western was showing and he would only answer questions during the commercial breaks, much to the annoyance of the tv reporter.
Several days passed and nightly Mike and his mum watched the evening news for news about the whereabouts of the other Golden
Tickets. When they had all been found a date was announced for the tour. The night before this once in a lifetime opportunity Mrs. Teevee
wanted her son to be thoroughly washed and ready for the next day. She had little time to spare since she too was going on the tour and she
needed more time to do her hair and get things ready. Knowing she could not give Mike the time and attention needed, Mrs. Teevee set up a
special arrangement to get Mike good and clean for his showdown with Willy Wonka. It was also an arrangement that would teach the lithe
little lad a lesson.
This story is the ENM focused parts of the larger story "The Chocolate Factory Fiasco", which is more focused on the female characters that
win the Golden Tickets. This other story is already well in progress and can be seen at:
viewtopic.php?t=4126
Touring the Chocolate Factory
Chapter 1. Mike Teevee Takes a Bath.
Mike Teevee is not the most well behaved kid, far from it. Except when he's focused on one of his favorite programs on television one can't get
him to shut up. He's always yap yap yapping like a poodle provoked by a marauding squirrel digging in the front yard. Most of the time Mike
is telling his mom, or anybody who will listen, what he just saw on tv.
It's 1971, and most houses in London only have the one telly, usually sitting in the living room. The Teevee household has a tv in the living room
of course, as well as one in the kitchen, and even a small one sitting on a corner stand in the bathroom. Even though Mike is twelve years old
his mother often has to bath him. You see, if Mrs. Teevee got her son plopped down into the tub and then came back a half hour later, Mike
would just be sitting and soaking in the water with not an inch of his body scrubbed. That boy will sit there for hours staring at the screen,
even as his butt gets all wrinkly like a prune.
Mike's favorite type of show is the American Western, both movies and tv shows like Gunsmoke and Rawhide. But the best of the best is when
the cowboys do battle with the American Indians, especially the Comanches or the Sioux. Mike fantasizes about being a cowboy, dresses like
one, carries two silver six guns on him at all times, a holster at each hip. Even when taking a bath Mike won't leave his trusy pistols behind.
Even when taking a bath, even when being bathed by his mother, Mike will stand up in the tub during the exciting action of fierce battles.
Mike will point both pistols toward the tv set, blasting away at them blasted Injuns, hardly noticing his nakedness. A few times he was so excited
by the ferocious fighting on the tv screen Mike didn't realize his little pistol had gotten erected and was pointing at his mum's face!
"I'm gonna find a way to get your attention someday," Mrs. Teevee told her son. "You are getting to old for me to be giving you a bath every
night and making your dinner just so you can watch tv all day and all night. Something's gotta change young man."
Things changed a lot in 1971, starting with the announcement on tv that the famous Willy Wonka is putting Golden Tickets in his Wonka Bars.
The finder of a Golden Ticket...and there are only five of them out there...will entitle the finder and one other person to join a tour of the
fabulous factory.
The kids went crazy, buying up all the candy bars they could afford. Some kids took to theft, stealing bars off the shelf and sneaking out of the
stores with them. Mike became a bandit, a big city version of a highway robber.
Mike watched the front of The Candy Corner, a small confectionary located on a street corner. He ignored the large groups of boys going in and
out. He waited and waited and when a young girl, probably the same age as he is, came out of the shop alone with a Wonka Bar in her hands,
Mike followed the girl. As soon as she rounded the corner, was walking down a less trafficked side street, Mike went into action.
First he put his bandana over his mouth and nose, just like they do it in the movies. He yells for the girl to stop and turn around. Mike walks
up to the scared and shaking girl, a pistol drawn, the hammer cocked.
"Give me your knickers or your Wonka Bar," Mike shouts at the girl.
The girl has on the typical skirt with a blouse and a sweater. The girl is definitely frightened. Who wouldn't be when a crazed kid shows up
with a pistol drawn.
"Come on, hand it over," the overanxious bandit says, waving his free hand about, as he takes a look around to make sure nobody is coming.
To Mike's surprise the girl, holding one hand up high holding onto the candy bar, bends lower to reach under her skirt. The girl removed her
panties, held them out to Mike. Wow...given the choice the brave girl would rather go home minus her panties than go home without the
Wonka Bar. Actually having little interest in having the girl's panties, wanting to merely use a variation of the cliche "Your money or your life",
Mike tossed the panties to the ground, then reached over to swipe the Wonka Bar from the girl's other hand.
A half hour later, while sitting on the front steps of his apartment building, Mike unwrapped the Wonka Bar to discover a Golden Ticket.
The next day Mike was interviewed on tv, which he barely participated in since his favorite western was showing and he would only answer questions during the commercial breaks, much to the annoyance of the tv reporter.
Several days passed and nightly Mike and his mum watched the evening news for news about the whereabouts of the other Golden
Tickets. When they had all been found a date was announced for the tour. The night before this once in a lifetime opportunity Mrs. Teevee
wanted her son to be thoroughly washed and ready for the next day. She had little time to spare since she too was going on the tour and she
needed more time to do her hair and get things ready. Knowing she could not give Mike the time and attention needed, Mrs. Teevee set up a
special arrangement to get Mike good and clean for his showdown with Willy Wonka. It was also an arrangement that would teach the lithe
little lad a lesson.