The Humidifiers
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2023 10:51 pm
The following is applicable to all chapters of “The Humidifiers:”
© November 2003 by Blondie.
This is a work of fiction, and is fantasy only. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
For ages 18 and older only.
Introduction
Chapter 1: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 1
Chapter 2: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 2
Chapter 3: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 3
Introduction
Well, I must say, it’s been quite a run. It was quite a few years ago that I made the decision to go into the “humidifier” business. Since then, my employees and I have claimed many a victim, and we managed to have quite a bit of fun in the process. Now that I’m retired, I can kick back and enjoy the memories.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Allow me to back up and fill you in on the roots of this crazy idea I had many years ago.
You see, ever since I can remember, I have had this interest—maybe you could call it a fascination—with humiliation. I love hearing, reading and fantasizing about people being humiliated. Some may call it a fetish. I believe the experts in the field of sexual practices would call it paraphilic behavior. Well, they can call it whatever they want. The fact is that it has given me many hours of pleasure. Young people, old people, male, female, gay people, straight people—it doesn’t matter, if humiliation is in the equation. And if some form of coerced, non-consensual removal of the victim’s clothing takes place, then my interest level rises exponentially.
But I’m digressing. To get back on track, many years ago I was moderator for a site on the Internet called “Stripping and Humiliation.” When I started the site, I really wasn’t expecting much interest. Oh, how wrong I was! Gradually, people with the same proclivity came out of the woodwork. I never dreamed there were so many people with the same fascination. This discovery went a long way toward achieving my small fortune.
At the time I was in between jobs, and the idea occurred to me to find something I was genuinely interested in instead of just taking the first eight-to-five job that came around. I started racking my brain, and it hit me: Maybe there is money in humiliation.
Now bear with me here. At first I scoffed at myself. But think about it. How often has some asshole really pissed you off? Be it your boss, a co-worker, a fellow student, a friend, or even a family member that betrayed you—the possibilities are seemingly endless. And when this person pissed you off, how much would you have been willing to pay to see this asshole get his or her comeuppance? Well, I can tell you from years of experience that many people are willing to pay. A lot.
I’ll spare you most of the details of the foundation of my business venture, but my idea was to accommodate these pissed off people by carrying out their revenge for them. And what better way to carry out revenge than utilizing humiliation, I ask you?
I used the Stripping and Humiliation site to get the word out initially. Through that venue, I was able to gather up a few willing accomplices—a crew that grew over time. As word gradually spread about my endeavor, business started booming. We made quite a bit of money and had one hell of a good time in the process.
Originally, I planned on calling our company “The Humiliators.” But, realizing that some of our work may not be quite on the up and up as far as the law was concerned, I needed a cover. So I opened up a small shop selling humidifiers.
Okay, laugh if you want, but it proved to be quite effective. I sold enough humidifiers to more than cover my bills. My shop was in a dry, desert area, and I always managed to undercut my competition. And with the side humiliation business I was able to live quite comfortably. I would say that about one in every twenty or so customers came in shopping for humiliation instead of a humidifier. They had to use a secret code. I used my real name for the humidifier customers, but if someone was looking for some action they would say, “I need Blondie’s help.” I would set up a meeting with the client and get all the necessary details on the future victim. I’d come up with a plan, and if we agreed on a price—the range was from $5,000 to $50,000 per job, plus expenses, depending on the course of action—then we were good to go.
In the following chapters I will describe, in no particular order, some of the many different jobs we carried out. The only two rules I had were that the humiliation could not be carried out on pre-teens, and that no physical harm would be used—though the threat of physical harm was available for use, if necessary. Payment was up front in cash only. Expenses were collected when the job was done. Satisfaction was guaranteed.
I’m proud to say that no customer ever requested a refund.
© November 2003 by Blondie.
This is a work of fiction, and is fantasy only. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
For ages 18 and older only.
Introduction
Chapter 1: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 1
Chapter 2: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 2
Chapter 3: The Travails of Bobby Scully, Part 3
Introduction
Well, I must say, it’s been quite a run. It was quite a few years ago that I made the decision to go into the “humidifier” business. Since then, my employees and I have claimed many a victim, and we managed to have quite a bit of fun in the process. Now that I’m retired, I can kick back and enjoy the memories.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. Allow me to back up and fill you in on the roots of this crazy idea I had many years ago.
You see, ever since I can remember, I have had this interest—maybe you could call it a fascination—with humiliation. I love hearing, reading and fantasizing about people being humiliated. Some may call it a fetish. I believe the experts in the field of sexual practices would call it paraphilic behavior. Well, they can call it whatever they want. The fact is that it has given me many hours of pleasure. Young people, old people, male, female, gay people, straight people—it doesn’t matter, if humiliation is in the equation. And if some form of coerced, non-consensual removal of the victim’s clothing takes place, then my interest level rises exponentially.
But I’m digressing. To get back on track, many years ago I was moderator for a site on the Internet called “Stripping and Humiliation.” When I started the site, I really wasn’t expecting much interest. Oh, how wrong I was! Gradually, people with the same proclivity came out of the woodwork. I never dreamed there were so many people with the same fascination. This discovery went a long way toward achieving my small fortune.
At the time I was in between jobs, and the idea occurred to me to find something I was genuinely interested in instead of just taking the first eight-to-five job that came around. I started racking my brain, and it hit me: Maybe there is money in humiliation.
Now bear with me here. At first I scoffed at myself. But think about it. How often has some asshole really pissed you off? Be it your boss, a co-worker, a fellow student, a friend, or even a family member that betrayed you—the possibilities are seemingly endless. And when this person pissed you off, how much would you have been willing to pay to see this asshole get his or her comeuppance? Well, I can tell you from years of experience that many people are willing to pay. A lot.
I’ll spare you most of the details of the foundation of my business venture, but my idea was to accommodate these pissed off people by carrying out their revenge for them. And what better way to carry out revenge than utilizing humiliation, I ask you?
I used the Stripping and Humiliation site to get the word out initially. Through that venue, I was able to gather up a few willing accomplices—a crew that grew over time. As word gradually spread about my endeavor, business started booming. We made quite a bit of money and had one hell of a good time in the process.
Originally, I planned on calling our company “The Humiliators.” But, realizing that some of our work may not be quite on the up and up as far as the law was concerned, I needed a cover. So I opened up a small shop selling humidifiers.
Okay, laugh if you want, but it proved to be quite effective. I sold enough humidifiers to more than cover my bills. My shop was in a dry, desert area, and I always managed to undercut my competition. And with the side humiliation business I was able to live quite comfortably. I would say that about one in every twenty or so customers came in shopping for humiliation instead of a humidifier. They had to use a secret code. I used my real name for the humidifier customers, but if someone was looking for some action they would say, “I need Blondie’s help.” I would set up a meeting with the client and get all the necessary details on the future victim. I’d come up with a plan, and if we agreed on a price—the range was from $5,000 to $50,000 per job, plus expenses, depending on the course of action—then we were good to go.
In the following chapters I will describe, in no particular order, some of the many different jobs we carried out. The only two rules I had were that the humiliation could not be carried out on pre-teens, and that no physical harm would be used—though the threat of physical harm was available for use, if necessary. Payment was up front in cash only. Expenses were collected when the job was done. Satisfaction was guaranteed.
I’m proud to say that no customer ever requested a refund.