Friend pain by May

[PhilMarlowe]

Friend pain by May

If you ever wondeted what it's like when two friends date, then you're in luck!
Sabrina and Jeff were madly in love since 2nd grade. I was dating Garrett at that time, but we broke up. He said I was, "A f***ing tomboy."
Beth wasn't dating anyone and still hasn't had one. Sabrina and Jeff dated for a LONG time.
When Sabrina and I were 16 and Beth was 15 (she was born 4 and a half months before me and Sabrina) we were at Beth's house to play Super Mario Galaxy 2 when the doorbell rang. It was Jeff. He wanted to try some galaxies and failed badly. At 11:25 PM, he asked Sabrina to come to the bathroom with him. Me and Beth stayed awake to constant moaning and screaming and the occasional, "Stick it in me!"
I fell asleep at 2:20 AM where Beth never slept. At the table with pancakes, Sabrina came down and said, "I'm not a virgin!"

I screamed loudly. I told her it was so wrong and passed out. She was joking all along, but we told her mom before she said it. Her mom screamed, "What the hell is f***ing wrong with you?! You s**t pile of a sl*t! Get out of my life!"
Beth said she was glad to have been adopted. Sabrina was grounded till Beth turned 16. As for me, I couldn't drive for the same time as Sabrina's punishment. Listen before saying people.

Sincerely,
May

Sunday, January 26th 2014 - 07:31:32 PM