A/N: Well, we've finally gotten past all the build up to the big moment. Here goes nothing, it's the craziest bet Jennifer has ever made! Can she reduce Josh's friends to minute-men, or will she end up stripped and tied to a pool table for the rest of the night? Read on and find out.
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Part 3
“Let me get this straight. Just tell me if I’ve got it right, okay? Because I think it’s going to sound a little crazy when I say it out loud. You begged me to meet my friends. I’ll be cool, you said. I promise, you said. And I said okay, fine, if you promise you won’t do anything too crazy, you can meet my friends. Wear something casual, I said. Okay, you said. But here we are. We had that whole conversation where you assured me that everything would be fine, and yet for some reason, you showed up wearing a crop top in the middle of winter, which looks ridiculous, by the way, and you've been acting anything but normal. Despite my best efforts to include you in the game and introduce you to the guys, you have instead relentlessly hit on them the entire night. And when I leave the room for two seconds to take my meds, you’ve asked them to tie you up naked? To the pool table!? Please, am I getting this right? Feel free to let me know if I missed anything,” Josh says.
“Well, when you put it like that, yeah, um, it sounds a little crazy.” I offer a gentle, awkward smile. “But the pool table thing, um, that’s only if I lose, which I’m not going to, obviously.”
I expect for a moment that Josh is about to let me have it. I mean, that crazy long monologue, the dramatic gesture... Josh is so hot when he gets mad. But he’s not mad. He’s laughing. Oh my God, he’s laughing. He’s laughing at me! He thinks this is funny. Okay, to be fair, better reaction than I was expecting. I mean, how many boyfriends would laugh instead of being mad at the idea of his friends seeing his girlfriend naked? Not many. Josh is one in a million.
“Jennifer, you are something else,” Josh says. He kisses me on my forehead. “Never a dull moment with you, is there? It’s okay, have fun, but be careful. I’m not going to bail you out this time.”
This time... fair. But that’s a story for another time.
I must say, I’m rather pleased. I was so worried Josh would be mad, but again, he’s the perfect boyfriend. He puts up with all my ridiculous quirks. What can I say? I’m a lucky girl. Well, anyways, he doesn’t have to worry. I don’t need a bail out. I’ve got this. I mean, really, how hard could it be? I mean, er, okay, not the best choice of words, but you know what I mean. They’re nerds, Josh. For a girl like me to even look at their you-know-what is a dream come true. And to touch it with my dainty and feminine hands for a whole minute? And with all this built-up sexual tension? I doubt I’ll even need that long.
“So, guys,” I say coolly, “Let’s be real, here. Only one of you is going to come tonight. Which one of you is it going to be?”
“Shouldn’t we lay out the rules first?” Josh asks.
I roll my eyes. Rules, rules, rules, whatever. This contest is going to be over in less than a minute. I’m ready to play Mario Kart. Come on. Rules are boring.
“Right. Okay, so, you’ve got one minute. Josh has a digital clock in his room. Can you go grab that, buddy?” Tommy asks.
Josh nods and heads to his room, leaving me alone with his three friends once again.
“I’ll go first. The clock starts the moment your hand touches my dick. And remember, you said you could do it with only your hand,” Tommy says.
“I haven’t forgotten what I said. Not that I’ll need an entire minute. I bet your tiny pecker is already throbbing,” I taunt.
Tommy shrugs. He’s unfazed by my bravado and taunts. Well, whatever, we’ll see if he’s singing a different tune in about 30 seconds. Oh Jennifer, please, stop, oh God. And when he comes, I’ll say, is this easy mode? Delightful. I love winning.
Josh returns with his alarm clock and places it on the shelf near what I’m going to call the ‘jerking off chair’. I’ll be able to see it clearly even from a kneeling position. This is probably all unnecessary, but Josh’s gesture is appreciated, since I’m going to be too busy working with my, uh, hands, to stand up and check the clock. And to be frank, I don’t entirely trust any of them to be honest about when the time runs out, so again, it’s nice to know it’s there. The clock blinks over and over: 00:00.
“Ready to come, little Tommy?” I ask.
“Josh, the rule is, hit the clock when her hand touches my dick, all right? And seriously, before we start, are you really okay with this, dude?” Tommy asks.
“Got it. And yeah, it’s cool. Honestly, I think she needs the lesson. Don’t worry about it,” Josh says cheerfully.
Great. Not even my own boyfriend is confident in my hand job skills. That’s minus two girlfriend points, buster.
Tommy is tall and attractive, but a different kind of attractiveness than my boyfriend. Whereas Josh has a more delicate face, Tommy’s jaw is more rugged and square-shaped, and he has a short, neat beard that he clearly makes some effort to maintain.
No matter, handsome or not, you’re about to blow your load, Tommy. I seductively walk up to him with my hips swaying the way a Victoria’s Secret model would on the runway. I give him my most sultry ‘come hither’ look and kneel before him. I stare directly at him with my sexiest please-fuck-me eyes. You wish, Tommy, but too bad, it’s never going to happen.
“Need a paper towel, cutie? Don’t want to get your jeans all wet,” I say.
Tommy rolls his eyes and doesn’t dignify me with a response. Even now as I’m on the cusp of touching his penis, he’s unperturbed by my jeers. I don’t understand how he can be so calm knowing that he’s about to be humiliatingly outed as a minute man in front of all his friends, but I shrug. Your funeral, dude.
I unbutton his jeans and pull his pants and boxers down slowly, ready to make fun of his tiny little dick. I know some guys get off on that, and I enjoy the power. It’s a win-win.
Fuck. Are you serious? My eyes bulge. I have no words. And it’s still fucking flaccid? Um, Josh, did you know your friend Tommy is hung like a fucking horse? Jesus.
“What the...” I say.
“You’ve got a lot of work to do in 60 seconds. Good luck,” Tommy says with a cheerful grin.
Are you kidding me? All that sexy swaying, a full view of my cleavage-bound tits, and nothing? Hell, he could probably even see some of my nipples from this angle. How the fuck is he not hard?
No matter. I grab his dick and I hear Josh push the clock. The timer starts. It’s soft and warm in my hand and I squeeze. I begin to talk dirty to him.
“I bet you’d love to tie me up naked to that pool table, wouldn’t you, Tommy? See my beautiful tits and curvy ass? Oh, I know you want it,” I say seductively.
But Tommy’s face is nearly expressionless. He almost looks bored. I glance at the clock. 00:15, 00:16, 00:17... Focus, Jennifer! The clock is running.
I squeeze his soft, warm cock with more force and begin to lightly pump up and down. I’ve done this so many times with other guys. It should be easy. But for some reason, this asshole and his monster flaccid dick will simply not get hard. It’s unbelievable.
00:38, 00:39, 00:40, 00:41... WHAT THE FUCK?
“Are you gay or something, dude?” I yell.
“Not gay. Sorry, like I said, it takes more than a mouthy chick with small titties to get me going,” Tommy says with a shrug.
I furiously rub and squeeze in desperation. I do everything I can trying to just give this guy a boner, let alone an orgasm, but I’m getting nothing. Nothing! It’s ridiculous. He’s got to be fucking gay. Fuck. I’m running out of time. Come on, dude, get a fucking boner! Please! I glance at the clock again. Please stop, please slow down. I need more time!
I pump Tommy's cock with more desperation as each second passes.
00:58, 00:59...
"Are you fucking kidding me!?" I shout.
00:60.
I just lost? This is crazy. There
has to be something wrong with him.
“Well, Jennifer, looks like your time is up,” Tommy says with a shit-eating grin. “Good luck with Kyle and Jason, though. Hopefully you can at least give them a boner, although I'm not holding my breath.”
“Fuck you, Tommy! Fuck you and your stupid horse dick. Unbelievable. This is bullshit. You must be gay,” I shout.
“Hey now, relax, Jennifer. He’s not gay. You’re just being unrealistic. You can’t expect us to just get hard with nothing but your hand. We’re men of culture. We appreciate a good visual, you know?” Jason says.
THE NERVE!
“Are you suggesting that I take off my clothes? Not happening, pal!” I spit.
“No one’s saying that, Jennifer, just that if you don’t want to be naked on the pool table, it might be wise to take something off here instead,” Kyle says.
Fuck!
I’m flush with anger. I want to scream at him, no, never happening, you’re never seeing any of this... but when I stop to really think about it, I know Kyle is right. I couldn’t even get Tommy hard. If I don’t want to lose this humiliating bet, I’m going to have to be prepared to make some concessions. I look to Josh, but he only shrugs at me, and I can read his lips: ‘you made your bed.’ He’s right. I made this bet. Now I have to do what it takes to win it.
“All right, fine. Whatever. Who’s next?” I ask.
“I’ll go,” Jason says.
“Just so you know, I’m not playing around this time. You’re fucked,” I say.
I cross my arms and grab the ends of my crop top and slide it over my head, unveiling my black Victoria’s Secret push-up bra for his eyes to feast upon. I’m not going to strip all the way, of course, but to my underwear? No guy could resist. And I’m just getting started.
I walk up to him and turn around, my ass just inches from what is no doubt the starters of a massive boner. I bend over and demurely start to strip down my skin-tight leather pants, revealing my bubble-licious ass cheeks and matching skimpy black thong. This was intended to be for Josh tonight after they went home, but well, if these guys are harder to please, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. I briefly slide off my shoes so I can step out of my pants entirely, and then quickly put my leather boots back on. Always keep the shoes on. I look way sexier in my underwear like this.
I turn around to face Jason and bend down, giving him an even fuller view of my tits than Tommy had. Without a doubt, from this angle, I know he can see the edges of my pink nipples. I bet he’s so hard.
“Let’s see what’s in these jeans, shall we, Jason? Got a little present for me?” I tease.
“Nothing little about it,” Jason says confidently.
As I pull down his jeans, my eyes bulge again. Josh, do you have any friends that are regular-sized? What the fuck? At least Jason is rock hard, but fuck, this thing is huge. I’m not even sure I can wrap my whole hand around it. I might need both hands. God. I think I’m more embarrassed by the sight of this guy’s dick than I am about being in my underwear.
I shake my head. You can freak out about his dick later. Focus, Jennifer. It’s time to give this guy the hand job of his life.
I grab Jason’s dick, my hand looking even smaller than usual, and my fingers just barely wrap around the entire thing. I take my other hand to cup and fondle his balls, a trick that I know drives some guys wild. I’ve got to pull out all the stops, because the last thing I want to do is give Kyle a hand job, too. I begin stroking and pumping his dick up and down, and I think I’m making progress. I can hear Jason making tiny moans.
“I bet you like that, don’t you, Jason? It’s okay, you can open your eyes, look at my sexy titties. I bet you wish you could touch them, don’t you? Or to give my cute little bubble butt a good smack? Never gonna happen, sweetie, but what I can give you is an earth-shattering orgasm. That’s right, be a good boy and come for me.”
I continue to stroke up and down. I just know he’s almost there. His moaning intensifies.
“Come on, Jason, just let it all –”
“Time!” Jason says.
Oh my God. I was so completely focused on jerking him off that I’d completely forgotten about the clock. I stare at it in horror. It continues to tick upwards: 1:06, 1:07, 1:08. Unbelievable. I was so close. I just needed a little bit more time. Fucking damn it.
“Good try, though, Jennifer,” Jason says with a smile. “Really, if you had five more minutes, I bet you might have even gotten there.”
Five minutes? Fuck you, Jason.
“Jennifer, you know, from my perspective, it kind of looks like you’re in trouble. I mean, one more failure, and you’re going to lose, well, everything. But I’ll tell you what, if you just forfeit now, you can watch us play Halo instead of being tied down to the pool table,” Kyle says.
Tommy and Jason both nod in agreement, but I’m furious. Who the fuck does he think he is?
“Fuck you, Kyle, and your stupid Zelda shirt. I’m gonna make you cream yourself. I went easy on Tommy and Jason, but for you, I’m pulling out all the stops,” I say.
“All right, Jennifer,” Kyle says with a sigh. “Don’t say I never tried to help you.”
I don’t need your patronizing pity, Kyle. Fuck off.
Yet, I have to admit, I do consider his offer. Maybe I should. It might be better than losing this bet. Fuck. I never thought it would go this far. I’ve struck out two for two now. If I want to win this bet, I either need to forfeit or go further than I ever dreamed. And in front of FOUR fucking guys. I mean, sure, I’ve been naked before, but in front of like, ONE person. Not my boyfriend and all of his fucking nerdy gamer buddies. Can I really do this?
I have to. I wish I could avoid it, but I don’t have a choice. I just can’t risk it. If I stay in my underwear and fail again, I’m going to have to let these losers touch me anywhere. And I bet Kyle is a fucking virgin with that geeky Zelda t-shirt. Wouldn’t that just make his fucking day. Hell, they’re probably all virgins. No, I’ve got to pull out all the stops. I’ll take everything off. I’ll let them gaze on my tits and ass, I’ll bend over and give him a full view of my pussy lips. I’m going to give him a stark-naked hand job and he’s going to blow his load like he’s never blown it before. There is no way, no universe, in which Kyle can hold out against what I’m about to do.
I feel like a slut, but it’s not like that. I seriously don’t have much of a choice. It’s either strip now for a minute, or spend the rest of the night being their naked sex toy. It’s not a hard choice when I lay out the options like that.
Whatever. I can't get cold feet now. I've got this. I'm a bombshell bitch and I'm gonna turn Kyle into mush. Get ready to come like the little man slut you are.
“Ready to scream my name like a little girl, Kyle?” I ask.