Tyler's Predicament (Part 2 on 1/4/23)
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2023 8:43 pm
A/N: The part in Italics was written as a prompt by my friend, BP. What follows is my response. Poor Tyler.
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Part 1
Hey, Tyler. Thanks for coming over.
What? I'm not looking at you funny. Okay. Well, maybe I am.
Do I want something? Yeah, I guess I do. Do you want me to tell you about it, or do you want me to surprise you?
Okay. You want me to tell you about it. Alright. Here. Come sit right next to me. But do me a favor. Would you mind first taking off your shoes and socks and your shirt? Right. I don't know. Just because you're just so cute in your jeans.
Nice. Okay. So here's what we're going to do. See, I want to tickle you. Why? Isn't it obvious? I mean, look how yummy you are. So I'm going to...
...tie your wrists to the bed and start lightly touching your feet. Oh, does that tickle? It does, doesn't it? Oh Tyler, I had no idea your feet were ticklish. I wouldn't have done it if I knew.
Relax, Tyler. I just want to kiss you a little. Yeah, like that. No tongue. Just some gentle massaging. Oh, I feel something down there. I think I saw something move. No? I'm seeing things?
I think we'd better take those jeans off just in case, Tyler. I thought I saw something move. There could be a snake in there. You think I'm overreacting? I take trouser snakes very seriously, Tyler. No, I think it would be best if we removed those jeans right now.
Oh. You're a briefs kind of guy. Oh, Tyler, I'm not trying to get you down to your underwear. I saw something, okay? Let's get back to kissing. Maybe just a little tongue this time, okay? Your lips are so soft.
Wait! I felt it again. There is definitely something down there, Tyler. I felt it. You don't think so? Tyler, forgive me if I don't trust your judgment. You often don't have the best judgment. Like that time you tied me up and tickled me. Oh, no, I'm not mad about that. It was just an example of your poor judgment. That's why you don't get a say.
Shh, Tyler. I think I need to tie your legs down now. That's unnecessary? Tyler, your legs keep moving when I try to kiss you and it's dangerous. You could get hurt. Of course it's necessary. You just don't take safety very seriously, do you? You boys just think you're invincible and then us girls have to drag you kicking and screaming to the doctor. Well, not on my watch, Tyler. There we go. Nice and tight. Now we can kiss.
I love the way you kiss me. You're a great kisser. Always just the right amount of tongue, always waiting like a gentleman before I invite you in to play. I wish you could brush your fingers through my hair the way you do when we kiss, but we both know that's not possible. Safety, remember?
Oh, Tyler, I felt it again. It definitely came from your briefs. I think I need to remove them. No, Tyler, it's definitely necessary. And I don't think you're in much of a position to argue with me, are you? Let's just get those boxers down to your ankles and make sure you're not hiding any snakes in there....
Oh gosh, there is a trouser snake. I knew it. Tyler, this is very concerning. There's only two ways to get rid of a trouser snake. Oh, you want to know how? Well, two ways, Tyler. The first way is to squeeze it and pump it until it fizzles out. I've often done that, but no, that's dangerous. Safety first, remember? It's always better to try the other way first. The squeeze and pump is a last resort, Tyler. The other way, the preferred way, is through laughter. Trust me, this really is the best way, Tyler.
You just want me to leave it alone? It will take care of itself? I'm not stupid, Tyler. If we don't take care of this, I'm going to end up being the one that has to drive you to the doctor. No, I think what I need to do is tickle you so you can try to laugh it away. Now where are you most ticklish?
No, Tyler, I'm not angry about the other day. Why would I be? What girl doesn't love being tied up and tickled until she's begging for mercy? No, I have no hard feelings about that. This is just about me taking care of you and that trouser snake problem of yours. Are you ready for the cure?
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Part 1
Hey, Tyler. Thanks for coming over.
What? I'm not looking at you funny. Okay. Well, maybe I am.
Do I want something? Yeah, I guess I do. Do you want me to tell you about it, or do you want me to surprise you?
Okay. You want me to tell you about it. Alright. Here. Come sit right next to me. But do me a favor. Would you mind first taking off your shoes and socks and your shirt? Right. I don't know. Just because you're just so cute in your jeans.
Nice. Okay. So here's what we're going to do. See, I want to tickle you. Why? Isn't it obvious? I mean, look how yummy you are. So I'm going to...
...tie your wrists to the bed and start lightly touching your feet. Oh, does that tickle? It does, doesn't it? Oh Tyler, I had no idea your feet were ticklish. I wouldn't have done it if I knew.
Relax, Tyler. I just want to kiss you a little. Yeah, like that. No tongue. Just some gentle massaging. Oh, I feel something down there. I think I saw something move. No? I'm seeing things?
I think we'd better take those jeans off just in case, Tyler. I thought I saw something move. There could be a snake in there. You think I'm overreacting? I take trouser snakes very seriously, Tyler. No, I think it would be best if we removed those jeans right now.
Oh. You're a briefs kind of guy. Oh, Tyler, I'm not trying to get you down to your underwear. I saw something, okay? Let's get back to kissing. Maybe just a little tongue this time, okay? Your lips are so soft.
Wait! I felt it again. There is definitely something down there, Tyler. I felt it. You don't think so? Tyler, forgive me if I don't trust your judgment. You often don't have the best judgment. Like that time you tied me up and tickled me. Oh, no, I'm not mad about that. It was just an example of your poor judgment. That's why you don't get a say.
Shh, Tyler. I think I need to tie your legs down now. That's unnecessary? Tyler, your legs keep moving when I try to kiss you and it's dangerous. You could get hurt. Of course it's necessary. You just don't take safety very seriously, do you? You boys just think you're invincible and then us girls have to drag you kicking and screaming to the doctor. Well, not on my watch, Tyler. There we go. Nice and tight. Now we can kiss.
I love the way you kiss me. You're a great kisser. Always just the right amount of tongue, always waiting like a gentleman before I invite you in to play. I wish you could brush your fingers through my hair the way you do when we kiss, but we both know that's not possible. Safety, remember?
Oh, Tyler, I felt it again. It definitely came from your briefs. I think I need to remove them. No, Tyler, it's definitely necessary. And I don't think you're in much of a position to argue with me, are you? Let's just get those boxers down to your ankles and make sure you're not hiding any snakes in there....
Oh gosh, there is a trouser snake. I knew it. Tyler, this is very concerning. There's only two ways to get rid of a trouser snake. Oh, you want to know how? Well, two ways, Tyler. The first way is to squeeze it and pump it until it fizzles out. I've often done that, but no, that's dangerous. Safety first, remember? It's always better to try the other way first. The squeeze and pump is a last resort, Tyler. The other way, the preferred way, is through laughter. Trust me, this really is the best way, Tyler.
You just want me to leave it alone? It will take care of itself? I'm not stupid, Tyler. If we don't take care of this, I'm going to end up being the one that has to drive you to the doctor. No, I think what I need to do is tickle you so you can try to laugh it away. Now where are you most ticklish?
No, Tyler, I'm not angry about the other day. Why would I be? What girl doesn't love being tied up and tickled until she's begging for mercy? No, I have no hard feelings about that. This is just about me taking care of you and that trouser snake problem of yours. Are you ready for the cure?