Allegra and the Mean Girls (PG13)
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 8:02 pm
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“There is no way I’m wearing that Lakyn.” Allegra said bashfully, she was able to hold both pieces of the bikini between two of her black-nailed fingers. “Where is the rest of it?”
“It’s not that small,” The pretty blonde debated, Lakyn gaslighted her friends when she was trying to get them to do something. The bikini actually was quite skimpy. “it will look so cute on you! Did you see the little skulls?”
“This is for girls who have really great bodies, Lakyn. I don’t…”
“…Okay you Niki Taylor-looking mother fucker.”
“Who?”
“Okay, Ms. Teenage Dirtbag. She was like the hottest supermodel ever, if you let your hair go blonde you could be her daughter.” Lakyn added, “Put it on, I’m buying it for you.”
“Fine, I’ll just wear my shirt over it anyway.”
“We’ll see about that.” Lakyn conspired with herself.
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Gabi and Riley were outside drinking boba tea out of huge cups and wielding a handful of newly purchased sunglasses, which they offered to their new friend.
Gabi was the tallest of the trio, though shorter than Allegra, with a head of platinum blonde hair. As with all The Blondes, she was a stunning babe with a body that would turn a greek statue’s head. Gabi wore a breezy front buttoned dress that hugged her 20-inch waist It flared a couple of inches beneath her hip so that her slender tanned legs could play in the fresh air.
She was, in a manner of speaking, the dumb one. The dumbest of the dumb blondes is what her girlfriends called her. She offset this flightiness by owning it and not taking herself too seriously. She often talked about having been a mean girl in high school and how she was trying to be more considerate.
Where Gabi was the bombshell, in polarity Riley was a lilliputian package of sexy muscle. She had been a successful power gymnast, one of those girls that do the uneven bars and balance beam, who had decided not to go pro in favor of college. Her hammered steel abs strained against her tank top when she exhaled. The girl wore hip-hugger jeans that hugged her snuggly around the hips, they were badly slashed leaving gashes all over the front and back, the pant legs had been cut so short that the pockets were hanging below the surviving hem so that her slim muscular legs were naked. Riley had bought the shorts that way.
Riley was a bundle of energy who ran marathons and would still want to go dancing afterward. Riley was a fun date who was always up for anything but tended to fall asleep on the nearest person when things got boring. She took her personal health very seriously and more than once she had forbidden Allegra from eating twinkies, leading to heated arguments between them about veganism.
Then there was Allegra, tall and skinny, with a stud in her nose, another in her belly button, and several piercings in her ear, wearing a Black Parade T-shirt that she had stolen and tailored from her best friend back home. She hadn’t colored her hair since she left home last summer, so her jet black dye job was changing back to her natural blonde, but she still made the effort every morning to put on raccoon-eye mascara and black lipstick.
She was still trying to figure out this dynamic. Back home she was the girl from the poor side of town that liked metal bands and Batman. Michael Keaton, not Christian Bale. She’d never been befriended because someone thought she was hot and would fit in with their clique of girly girls. She’d never been friends with any girls at all.
She noticed The Blondes talking about her while she ran on the treadmill. The trio ambushed her while she was showering, while she was naked. They undressed in front of each other all the time and didn’t understand boundaries. They liked her physique and suggested she try out for the squad. What the fuck?
Allegra mumbled an uncomfortable thank you and hid in a bathroom stall naked till they left. Fate had it that Lakyn was in her English 120 class, and chatted as if they’d known each other for years. Then they were having coffee, then she was at their place showing them “Friday the 13th” for the first time, and now they were all at the beach trying to get Allegra to wear a bikini.
Lakyn bounced out of the store carrying a ridiculous pair of high-heeled sandals. “Size 8 right Retro?”
“Everything is legs and high-heels with you girls.” Allegra criticized but accepted the sandals. Lakyn had been on the dance squad in high school and had done rhythmic gymnastics, one of those pretty girls who danced around with a huge ribbon and had the petite slender limbed look of a ballet dancer. She was wearing an oversized t-shirt cropped in half, which had the effect of making her waist appear even smaller, and tiny 4-inch volleyball shorts that only covered her tight buns.
Allegra liked Lakyn the most, she was the Mama Bear of these girls. Always ready with a pep talk, and only cried when her friends cried. Surprisingly, once she got past all the hair products and beauty techniques her new pals were really sweet girls who actually seemed to like her. The Blondes had brought a change in her life as well, she found herself interested when Lakyn talked about fashion, and felt good after she joined Gabi in her morning skincare routine. Weeks of Riley dragging her to the gym were yielding results, Allegra had slimmed out a little and felt more confident
Lakyn took Gabi aside covering her ear with her hand. Gabi giggled uncontrollably “That tickles!”
Lakyn sighed with frustration and whispered to Riley instead. Whatever was said made the little powerhouse laugh, “That’s awesome!”
“Not everyone is built like Niki Taylor Retro.” said Gabi between sips “Besides, they make my hobbit legs look super long.”
“That sentence brings up so many questions. You know what a hobbit is? Oh, I bet a guy showed you the movies.”
“Shut up! I read the books,” said Gabi “I’m smart, and Viggo Mortenson is a total Cavill.”
“He’s fat and old now.”
“I’d still hit it.”
The four girls kept talking as they walked down to the beach. It was nearly 100 degrees in Los Angeles and the beach knocked that down by about 10. People were out under the hot sun in multitude, but Allie and the girls seemed to have a straight path to their spot near the water.
She noted how confident the girls, who were all 5 foot nothing and without a dark strand of hair among them, were as they parted the sea of people. That’s what she and Jarod called “hotness privilege”. There was no place on earth that three good-looking blondes couldn’t get into.
The Dumb Blondes found a clear spot between a football game and a volleyball game. Each populated by boys their age, some cute enough to talk to them. Lakyn sorted the drinks out while Gabi and Riley laid out two huge blankets. Then the three of them stood in a row and waited.
Allie was confused, “What are you doing?”
Lakyn winked mischievously. “Giving them time to get their phones out. Who is going first?”
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“I’ll go.” offered Riley. The girl took a few steps and then struck an awkward pose that models do on Instagram that is actually very uncomfortable. She let her hair down and flipped it a few times. Then she started gazing down at her own navel as though it held the secrets of the universe.
“Uh… are you insane Riley?” asked a bewildered Allegra.
“Sh!” Riley giggled looking at Allegra briefly. Then she became thoughtful and mysterious again turning her attention back to her belly button. She played with it and whittled her delicate manicured fingers at the smooth heights and valleys of her finely honed bronze diaphragm.
Very slowly the copper-toned, gilded blonde brought her hands down to the small button fly at the front of her minuscule Levi shorts. One by one she unfastened each metal stud pulling the lips apart so that a bit of the yellow cloth of her bikini bottoms could be seen. She hooked her thumbs into the waistline writhing her hips back and forth as she shimmied the denim down her hips.
“Woo! Sexy bitch!” Cheered Lakyn.
Riley held the bottom hem of her tank top and slowly lifted it to her bustline. There she lingered, sucking in her belly so that her delicious rock-hard abs could be admired.
“I wanna eat off of those!” Gabi laughed.
Then Riley went back to her shorts, purposefully turning around to show off her ass as she slowly slid the shorts down her polished, athletic legs.
Lakyn and Gabi both mimed like they were spanking Riley.”Booty, booty pop!”
The girl stood upright and finished drawing her tight-fitting top over her head, making sure that her hair cascaded in an attractive manner.
Allegra saw that both the beach football and volleyball games being played on either side of them had called time out. The guys playing were pretending to discuss something but were really just checking the girls out. She self-consciously tugged her shirt down below her hips.
“And… scene!” Riley did a gymnast dismount throwing her arms out, palms up. She broke into laughter as her friends clapped then went to get a drink from the cooler. Riley switched on her beach playlist and started playfully grinding up against Allegra, who laughed and did her best to get into it.
“That was hot! My turn.” Lakyn volunteered.
The petite blonde kicked off her sandals and sat on her knees, hips thrust forward as though she was straddling a chair. She crossed her arms in front of her and leisurely pulled her loose crop top up over her small breasts and over her head making sure her soft curved-in belly got a good stretch.
“Look at them tasty abs!” Riley catcalled.
She crept her blue lycra running shorts down to her knees, then sat on her butt and slid them the rest of the way down her skinny legs.
Lakyn whipped her hair around as she stood up, cocking one hip sideways, and placing a hand on each hip. She was another hardbody with nice toned arms and long dancer's legs. Her bikini was white with blue flowers, and if one looked hard enough they could see…
…that she was wearing one. Lakyn smiled as her friends cheered her on and then pranced over to the cooler.
Gabi went next.
She was wearing a short front buttoned dress with snaps. She looked sideways and smiled coyly. At nobody. She took off her belt, brought her hands up to her bustline then simply ripped the short dress open like she was Superman.
The dress popped open to exhibit the girl’s awe-inspiring hourglass figure underneath. Gabi stubbornly wore the same size bra as Riley even though the stretchy swimsuit material struggled to rein in her bountiful double D’s. Gabi was a little softer than the other girls but her curves were incontestable.
Gabi let the dress slide down her arms and drop at her feet, standing in all her slender Rubenesque glory. She kept the pose long enough for the guys to get a good mental picture, and even some real pictures. The boys had given up all pretense of playing beach sports and had moved up closer to all trying to get a good look at this divine creature.
Even Allegra found herself saying, “Damn!”
Somewhere on the nearby street, they could hear a car slamming on its breaks followed by a crash.
The girls looked at Allegra expectantly.
“There is no way I’m wearing that Lakyn.” Allegra said bashfully, she was able to hold both pieces of the bikini between two of her black-nailed fingers. “Where is the rest of it?”
“It’s not that small,” The pretty blonde debated, Lakyn gaslighted her friends when she was trying to get them to do something. The bikini actually was quite skimpy. “it will look so cute on you! Did you see the little skulls?”
“This is for girls who have really great bodies, Lakyn. I don’t…”
“…Okay you Niki Taylor-looking mother fucker.”
“Who?”
“Okay, Ms. Teenage Dirtbag. She was like the hottest supermodel ever, if you let your hair go blonde you could be her daughter.” Lakyn added, “Put it on, I’m buying it for you.”
“Fine, I’ll just wear my shirt over it anyway.”
“We’ll see about that.” Lakyn conspired with herself.
———————-
Gabi and Riley were outside drinking boba tea out of huge cups and wielding a handful of newly purchased sunglasses, which they offered to their new friend.
Gabi was the tallest of the trio, though shorter than Allegra, with a head of platinum blonde hair. As with all The Blondes, she was a stunning babe with a body that would turn a greek statue’s head. Gabi wore a breezy front buttoned dress that hugged her 20-inch waist It flared a couple of inches beneath her hip so that her slender tanned legs could play in the fresh air.
She was, in a manner of speaking, the dumb one. The dumbest of the dumb blondes is what her girlfriends called her. She offset this flightiness by owning it and not taking herself too seriously. She often talked about having been a mean girl in high school and how she was trying to be more considerate.
Where Gabi was the bombshell, in polarity Riley was a lilliputian package of sexy muscle. She had been a successful power gymnast, one of those girls that do the uneven bars and balance beam, who had decided not to go pro in favor of college. Her hammered steel abs strained against her tank top when she exhaled. The girl wore hip-hugger jeans that hugged her snuggly around the hips, they were badly slashed leaving gashes all over the front and back, the pant legs had been cut so short that the pockets were hanging below the surviving hem so that her slim muscular legs were naked. Riley had bought the shorts that way.
Riley was a bundle of energy who ran marathons and would still want to go dancing afterward. Riley was a fun date who was always up for anything but tended to fall asleep on the nearest person when things got boring. She took her personal health very seriously and more than once she had forbidden Allegra from eating twinkies, leading to heated arguments between them about veganism.
Then there was Allegra, tall and skinny, with a stud in her nose, another in her belly button, and several piercings in her ear, wearing a Black Parade T-shirt that she had stolen and tailored from her best friend back home. She hadn’t colored her hair since she left home last summer, so her jet black dye job was changing back to her natural blonde, but she still made the effort every morning to put on raccoon-eye mascara and black lipstick.
She was still trying to figure out this dynamic. Back home she was the girl from the poor side of town that liked metal bands and Batman. Michael Keaton, not Christian Bale. She’d never been befriended because someone thought she was hot and would fit in with their clique of girly girls. She’d never been friends with any girls at all.
She noticed The Blondes talking about her while she ran on the treadmill. The trio ambushed her while she was showering, while she was naked. They undressed in front of each other all the time and didn’t understand boundaries. They liked her physique and suggested she try out for the squad. What the fuck?
Allegra mumbled an uncomfortable thank you and hid in a bathroom stall naked till they left. Fate had it that Lakyn was in her English 120 class, and chatted as if they’d known each other for years. Then they were having coffee, then she was at their place showing them “Friday the 13th” for the first time, and now they were all at the beach trying to get Allegra to wear a bikini.
Lakyn bounced out of the store carrying a ridiculous pair of high-heeled sandals. “Size 8 right Retro?”
“Everything is legs and high-heels with you girls.” Allegra criticized but accepted the sandals. Lakyn had been on the dance squad in high school and had done rhythmic gymnastics, one of those pretty girls who danced around with a huge ribbon and had the petite slender limbed look of a ballet dancer. She was wearing an oversized t-shirt cropped in half, which had the effect of making her waist appear even smaller, and tiny 4-inch volleyball shorts that only covered her tight buns.
Allegra liked Lakyn the most, she was the Mama Bear of these girls. Always ready with a pep talk, and only cried when her friends cried. Surprisingly, once she got past all the hair products and beauty techniques her new pals were really sweet girls who actually seemed to like her. The Blondes had brought a change in her life as well, she found herself interested when Lakyn talked about fashion, and felt good after she joined Gabi in her morning skincare routine. Weeks of Riley dragging her to the gym were yielding results, Allegra had slimmed out a little and felt more confident
Lakyn took Gabi aside covering her ear with her hand. Gabi giggled uncontrollably “That tickles!”
Lakyn sighed with frustration and whispered to Riley instead. Whatever was said made the little powerhouse laugh, “That’s awesome!”
“Not everyone is built like Niki Taylor Retro.” said Gabi between sips “Besides, they make my hobbit legs look super long.”
“That sentence brings up so many questions. You know what a hobbit is? Oh, I bet a guy showed you the movies.”
“Shut up! I read the books,” said Gabi “I’m smart, and Viggo Mortenson is a total Cavill.”
“He’s fat and old now.”
“I’d still hit it.”
The four girls kept talking as they walked down to the beach. It was nearly 100 degrees in Los Angeles and the beach knocked that down by about 10. People were out under the hot sun in multitude, but Allie and the girls seemed to have a straight path to their spot near the water.
She noted how confident the girls, who were all 5 foot nothing and without a dark strand of hair among them, were as they parted the sea of people. That’s what she and Jarod called “hotness privilege”. There was no place on earth that three good-looking blondes couldn’t get into.
The Dumb Blondes found a clear spot between a football game and a volleyball game. Each populated by boys their age, some cute enough to talk to them. Lakyn sorted the drinks out while Gabi and Riley laid out two huge blankets. Then the three of them stood in a row and waited.
Allie was confused, “What are you doing?”
Lakyn winked mischievously. “Giving them time to get their phones out. Who is going first?”
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“I’ll go.” offered Riley. The girl took a few steps and then struck an awkward pose that models do on Instagram that is actually very uncomfortable. She let her hair down and flipped it a few times. Then she started gazing down at her own navel as though it held the secrets of the universe.
“Uh… are you insane Riley?” asked a bewildered Allegra.
“Sh!” Riley giggled looking at Allegra briefly. Then she became thoughtful and mysterious again turning her attention back to her belly button. She played with it and whittled her delicate manicured fingers at the smooth heights and valleys of her finely honed bronze diaphragm.
Very slowly the copper-toned, gilded blonde brought her hands down to the small button fly at the front of her minuscule Levi shorts. One by one she unfastened each metal stud pulling the lips apart so that a bit of the yellow cloth of her bikini bottoms could be seen. She hooked her thumbs into the waistline writhing her hips back and forth as she shimmied the denim down her hips.
“Woo! Sexy bitch!” Cheered Lakyn.
Riley held the bottom hem of her tank top and slowly lifted it to her bustline. There she lingered, sucking in her belly so that her delicious rock-hard abs could be admired.
“I wanna eat off of those!” Gabi laughed.
Then Riley went back to her shorts, purposefully turning around to show off her ass as she slowly slid the shorts down her polished, athletic legs.
Lakyn and Gabi both mimed like they were spanking Riley.”Booty, booty pop!”
The girl stood upright and finished drawing her tight-fitting top over her head, making sure that her hair cascaded in an attractive manner.
Allegra saw that both the beach football and volleyball games being played on either side of them had called time out. The guys playing were pretending to discuss something but were really just checking the girls out. She self-consciously tugged her shirt down below her hips.
“And… scene!” Riley did a gymnast dismount throwing her arms out, palms up. She broke into laughter as her friends clapped then went to get a drink from the cooler. Riley switched on her beach playlist and started playfully grinding up against Allegra, who laughed and did her best to get into it.
“That was hot! My turn.” Lakyn volunteered.
The petite blonde kicked off her sandals and sat on her knees, hips thrust forward as though she was straddling a chair. She crossed her arms in front of her and leisurely pulled her loose crop top up over her small breasts and over her head making sure her soft curved-in belly got a good stretch.
“Look at them tasty abs!” Riley catcalled.
She crept her blue lycra running shorts down to her knees, then sat on her butt and slid them the rest of the way down her skinny legs.
Lakyn whipped her hair around as she stood up, cocking one hip sideways, and placing a hand on each hip. She was another hardbody with nice toned arms and long dancer's legs. Her bikini was white with blue flowers, and if one looked hard enough they could see…
…that she was wearing one. Lakyn smiled as her friends cheered her on and then pranced over to the cooler.
Gabi went next.
She was wearing a short front buttoned dress with snaps. She looked sideways and smiled coyly. At nobody. She took off her belt, brought her hands up to her bustline then simply ripped the short dress open like she was Superman.
The dress popped open to exhibit the girl’s awe-inspiring hourglass figure underneath. Gabi stubbornly wore the same size bra as Riley even though the stretchy swimsuit material struggled to rein in her bountiful double D’s. Gabi was a little softer than the other girls but her curves were incontestable.
Gabi let the dress slide down her arms and drop at her feet, standing in all her slender Rubenesque glory. She kept the pose long enough for the guys to get a good mental picture, and even some real pictures. The boys had given up all pretense of playing beach sports and had moved up closer to all trying to get a good look at this divine creature.
Even Allegra found herself saying, “Damn!”
Somewhere on the nearby street, they could hear a car slamming on its breaks followed by a crash.
The girls looked at Allegra expectantly.