The Practice Dummy
Part 11. Accidental Confessions
I'm not sure how old a person has to be to be a police officer. The female officer, who had very nice straight brown hair and a super pretty face
must have been just out of the Police Academy. If I was to guess her age, I'd say she was twenty-two. Maybe being a new officer is why she
was looking so nervous. Even though I was freaking out I could see the officer didn't have the same level of confidence I've seen on older male
policemen. As she walked toward Angie and me she looked around like she expected a gang of goons to show up.
This is what Officer Daly looks like:
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"What are you two doing on the street...ah, the way you are?" the officer asks.
As she got nearer I looked at her name tag. Okay I was first noticing how stuffed the officer's uniform shirt was. The officer had a very slender
waist and she is stacked up top. In staring at her chest, I noticed the name tag. Officer Daly actually looks too young to be wearing that uniform,
as if she was a college chic playing the part of a police officer for a Halloween Party.
"We weren't doing nothing," Angie says, being the first one to speak up. Angie says the words with barely a hint of nervousness, as if going for
a bike ride in an almost nothing at all bikini with a naked riding partner is just a normal thing to be doing.
"Yeah, officer. We are just trying to get home," I added.
Officer Daly stops at the side of my bike. She reaches out a hand and grabs the handlebars, her hand (with lovely dark red nail polish) only
an inch or so from mine. I glance downward, seeing just how ridiculous I must look to her, a young teenager sitting naked on a bike seat.
I could see just how much being on the bike seat caused my balls to be raised upward, forced forward from the normal hanging down between
the legs position. My balls looked bigger to me at that moment than they ever did before, my dick flopped over on the right thigh. Unfortunately,
I was in a state of partial arousal. During the escape from the park, apparently my penis never went all the way down to completely soft.
I could see my dick twitching as it threatens to pop off of my thigh to say hi to the pretty police officer.
"Did you know there is a law against riding a bike with no clothes on?"
I feel my face blush. Of course I know one can't run around naked on the street, but the verbal accusation made me feel instantly ashamed.
"It's not his fault," Angie comes to my defense. "He was robbed."
"That's right. I was robbed."
Officer Daly takes a notepad and writing pen out of her shirt pocket. The buttons were straining so hard to keep her breasts confined they
looked ready to pop off. I could feel my penis twitch. Why won't that thing go dormant. This is no time to show off.
"Did they take your wallet? I'd ask you for your ID but unless you're hiding it up your ass I don't suppose you can produce it. What is your name
and age and street address?"
"My name is Dirk Bannister. I'm fourteen years old. I live at 2112 Rushmore Street."
Officer Daly writes it all down in her notebook. She seemed a little flustered, especially when many cars going by honked their horn.
"Why are you riding a bike on the streets with no clothes on?"
"Some kids at the park took it from me," I replied.
"Took it? What specifically do you mean?"
Angie fills in the details. I was having a hard time thinking straight. Maybe that's because my dick had just risen off of my thigh. It seemed
determined to make an acquaintance with the nice officer.
"He was wearing a swimsuit, a speedo. We were doing swimming lessons this morning. Then a bunch of punks at the park ripped up Dirk's
speedo. We had to run away."
"Ah...I see," Officer Daly says, and her eyes light up as she stares down at my crotch. "They forcibly stripped you of your swimsuit and then
tore it up. Is that right?"
This is where I screwed up. "They didn't force it off of me. I took it off for the competition."
The officer looks puzzled. She looks from my face to Angie's face. "Competition?"
Angie gives away too much information. Don't she know guilty people need to keep their mouth shut.
"He had to prove how big his dick is." Angie blurts out. "And he won! Then those guys got angry and tore up his speedo."
As if happy to hear his name called, my dick rises up. It swells with pride at the honorable mention. Dirk Junior rises up to salute Officer
Friendly. It must have been an impressively unexpected sight, as the police woman looks up from my completely formed erection to my
red face. I could feel it throbbing something fierce, and for the first time I suspected I was in real trouble.
Officer Daly takes a moment to process it all. She must never have encountered anything like this before in her short career as a public
safety officer.
"So...you are NOT a victim. You willingly removed your swimsuit and were naked in the park. Followed by riding a bike naked on a city street.
And don't you have any shame? First time I heard about a pervert from the park being your age."
I sheepishly lower my head in shame, and staring up at me is Dirk Junior with his one eye.
Officer Daly then speaks with a more authoritative tone, "Get off the bike, Dirk Bannister. You are under arrest."