NYSC -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to Her Cavity

[Executionus]

Thanks! This really was super fun to write. I took an odd level of pride from naming a race of aliens with blue pee the "azurine" by the way.

I might write more primarily-comedic stories in the future. My only other comedy story like this one so far was How the Grinch Stripped Christmas, which has always been an odd favorite of mine despite it's absolute absurdity.