Mystery Email ( Part 67 January 31st )

[Debbifan]

Part Sixty-Six

I turned down Alison's invitation to join them for brunch on Saturday. I wanted the novelty of wearing clothes for more than a couple of hours at a time on the weekend, plus I had some work to do on the car. It was towards the end of the afternoon when I emerged from under the bonnet and a gaggle of women and girls emerged from next door. Apparently their meal and gossip session was over and they were headed their separate ways.

"Hi Rob" Monica called. She was leaving with her daughter Phoebe. "I saw your photo in Anoushka's shop, it was certainly grabbing everyone's attention" she continued. "Mum's so pleased, the rate of shop lifting has dropped away to practically nothing" Aditty confirmed. "That was such a brilliant idea of yours Lexie" she added. I looked over at Lexie who was looking up at the sky and whistling. "What idea ?" I asked. "The idea to offer something to those estate girls in return for leaving our shop alone" Aditty explained. "Mum was complaining that even after you had chased them away, they still kept returning and nicking things. So Lexie went and spoke with them and together they all came up with the idea."

"Well, it's great news that it worked" Monica agreed. "Where is this photo anyway ?" I asked, conscious that I might want to avoid the corner shop for a while. "Mum's put it in the window alongside all the for sale ads and tradesman's cards etc. That way the estate girls can easily check it's still being displayed" said Aditty. She and Niecy were off into town to meet friends.

I was eager to have words with Lexie but before I could do so, Monica came over to the car. "Actually, I'm glad I caught you Rob. I've got a favour to ask. It's about the third year girls' after school photography classes" she began. "How are those going ?" I asked. "Well, they started off great but the principal and I are now worried there's been a fall off in attendance. They all quickly mastered the technical aspects I explained and initially they were very enthusiastic about the still lifes and pet portraits I encouraged them to take but Lexie said they are now getting bored and some are dropping out."

"That's a shame" I replied. "It is" Monica agreed. "So Lexie suggested that if they had a model to photograph, it would encourage those who have dropped out to return. She suggested that you might be amenable." Lexie was still admiring the sky and whistling. "Only portraits of course" Monica hastily added, no doubt seeing the look on my face. "Can't they take portraits of each other ?" I wondered. "Boring" said Lexie. "It's easier for me to compare and critique their efforts if they are all photographing the same model" Monica reasoned. "Well, er..." I mumbled. "Great, thank you so much. And I'm sure the girls will all be looking forward to it as well. I'll give Lexie the details to pass on to you" said Monica, leaving to join Phoebe who was patiently waiting by their car.

Lexie had quickly turned and was heading back indoors. "Lexie, I want a word with you" I called after her !

[Jeepman89]

That Lexie is such a conniving little minx and Rob is only too aware of it. So she set the whole thing up with the estate girls? LOL. Looks like the photography classes will be a go for poor Rob. I can't wait to see how that goes and the kinds of photos the girls will take of a naked Rob. Of course Lexie and Phoebe will be allowed to be there as well? Loving this series.

[Debbifan]

Looks like the photography classes will be a go for poor Rob.

Ah, but of course, the photos the girls will take will only be fully clothed portraits

[Vader]

Lexie planned the Robs naked excursion with the estate girls.
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[Vader]

Poor Rob no one said he would be wearing clothes in the portraits.

[Debbifan]

Part Sixty-Seven

"Lexie, I said I want a word with you" I repeated as she kept on walking resolutely towards her front door. I followed her, just as Alison appeared. "Oh hi Rob" she called cheerfully. "I'm just popping out to Anoushka's, we've run out of milk. Lexie'll look after you I'm sure. I've been watching you working hard on that car all day, you must be thirsty. She'll get you a glass of water."

I followed Lexie inside. "I want a word with you young lady" I said sternly. "Clothes off" demanded Lexie. "I'm not staying, I just want a word with you. This has got to stop" I continued. "You know the rules, clothes off whenever you are in here !" Lexie would not be placated. I decided to take the path of least resistance and began undressing. "All of them" Lexie insisted. "Now look here now Lexie" I began once I was naked. "I'll take care of these" she said, ignoring what I had said, scooping up my clothes and disappearing into the house.

"Now look here Lexie" I began again when she returned. "Good boy" she said, looking my naked form up and down, "Never mind that, this has got to stop" I ploughed on. "What has ?" she asked innocently. "All these lies" I explained. "I'm worried about you, It's a slippery slope for a young girl like you to be lying" I explained. "What lies ?" she answered. "The lies you told me about being bullied and threatened by those estate girls when all the time you were colluding with them" I answered. "Oh, that" she said dismissively. "That was for the greater good of the community. You chasing those girls away did nothing, they came back half an hour later and stole more things. Aditty's mum was so worried. She was saying she'd have to put up her prices for all of us to cover the cost." "Yeah but..." I tried to interrupt. "So I went to the girls but they were pissed off with you for making them lose face and so were upping their thieving to compensate." "Yeah but..." "So I asked them if it would make them feel better if they could see you with no clothes on and if they would then stop stealing from Anoushka and they said yes !"

Lexie was proud of the success of her plan. "Yes but you still lied to me" I protested. "Only a little white lie" she looked at me with puppy dog eyes. "You wouldn't have just agreed to having those girls come round and see you naked would you ?" she reasoned. "But it was still I lie." I was weakening in my resolve. "And I knew how kind and considerate you are and how you would be brave and want to save me from them" she carried on and my resolve weakened further. "I didn't know anything about the shopping trolley or having that photo put on display in the shop. I'm sorry about that but it all worked out perfectly in the end didn't it ?" she half apologised. "It may have worked out for Anoushka but it was bloody embarrassing for me. And I nearly got arrested" I objected. "Don't swear" Lexie admonished me. "And I sorted that all out with the police lady easy enough didn't I ?" she reminded me. "Yes and I was grateful" I admitted. "But no more lies OK ?"

"You are silly" she smiled. "It's great you're going to come and be our model for photography class" "But only portraiture" I emphasised. "Of course, what else would it be ?" she laughed gaily. "Let me get you a glass of water, mum said you'd be thirsty."

[Jeepman89]

I don't know how she does it but Lexie always manages to get her way and convince Rob that she is looking after him and helping the community as a whole and of course it involves him getting totally bare naked as usual. LOL

[Vader]

Lexie plays Rob like the proverbial violin, and he is again stark naked and will be fully erect by the time mom gets back and who knows who she will have with her. It's going to be great when Rob finds out he will be a nude model.