Bitten in the ass...

[Massageguy]

So

Neighbor had a feisty dachshund...I was out in the backyard when my neighbor, lovely sexy lady threw a ball into our side yard. She asked me to get it for her...

I volunteered, of course...hot lady in a tiny bikini....

Squeezed through the gap between our picket fence and their screen fence... got the ball, threw it back...

Squeezed back through, and her little dog reached up and bit me on the ass...

She was a nurse,, and insisted that I come over and show her the wound.

She pulls down my trunks in the backyard...and looks...

Dog has shots I've had tetanus...not a problem. Just need a band aid. She brings me inside...

I'm bent over the arm of her couch, cute little butt up in the air, when her daughter Robin, who'd been my babysitter, walks in

I get a couple of swats on my bare bottom before the band aid goes on and I can pull up my trunks...

Not. Horrible.

[Massageguy]

It could have been MUCH worse...

I had my backside to the dog.

What if I'd been facing the other way?