Lost trunks, so many times

[Massageguy]

At the pool, at water parks, at beach...some vignettes

Went down a big water slide at a park, face first, tummy down, and executed a beautiful dive after being thrown high into the air. Came up grinning, proud of myself, until a mature lady tapped me on the shoulder, and said 'Ummm, son...'

And handed me my trunks, which had come off upon reentry.

Took my tiny gf to the beach with several friends. She was walking on my back to give me massage, when someone said she looked like a surfer. She struck a pose. and I put my arms out, playing surfboard. Two of her gfs grabbed my hands, and challenged her 'Bet you can't stay on!'

They dragged me across the sand, neatly skinning me out of my trunks.

[Massageguy]

The public pool in my tiny town has been the scene of more than a few cfnm incidents, which made me famous among the lifeguards.

I was walking into the entry area, greeting the pretty girls behind the counter, when a toddler ran toward me, coming the other way, racing to get away from his pretty plump mom. She yelled for him to stop, just as he fell forward...

On his way down, he grabbed for me to stop his fall, and pulled down the front on my trunks. His mom caught him before he hit the ground, and looked up ready to apologize, when she noticed my 'privates', on public display, a few feet from her face...

My hands were full of towel and ID, so it took a second for me to react. In that time, her mom instincts took over, and she tried to help pull my trunks back up.

Fortunately, I hadn't been in the pool yet, so shrinkage wasn't an issue...

More on her and her boy Henry next time...

[Massageguy]

One more, with Henry and his mom...

I was done swimming laps, and was alone in the men's shower, soaped up and washing my hair, when I heard a familiar voice. HENRY!

The rotten little kid came scampering into the locker room. I heard a girl's voice cry out 'Wait!' as I heard heavier footsteps behind him.

Yep, Henry's pretty plump mom followed him into the shower, and scooped him up. Again she looked up, and saw me, soapy, semi erect, and exposed.

I said something like 'We have to stop meeting like this, and turned around. (Well, it seemed only fair...she hadn't seen my butt yet...)

She wailed her apologies, grabbed him, and left quickly. I heard her tell the girls at the desk 'I didn't know anyone was IN there!' as they giggled.

I finished up, dried off, got dressed and left. When I walked by the desk, the girls were holding up dollar bills... I'm a local hero...or a local joke

[hightab]

One more, with Henry and his mom...


I said something like 'We have to stop meeting like this, and turned around. (Well, it seemed only fair...she hadn't seen my butt yet...)

She wailed her apologies, grabbed him, and left quickly. I heard her tell the girls at the desk 'I didn't know anyone was IN there!' as they giggled.

I finished up, dried off, got dressed and left. When I walked by the desk, the girls were holding up dollar bills... I'm a local hero...or a local joke

How old were you when all these happened to you ?

[Massageguy]

The water park and beach were in between HS and college, so I'd have been 18.

I was in my 50s when I got stripped and caught at the pool

[Skylar21]

...Yep, Henry's pretty plump mom followed him into the shower, and scooped him up. Again she looked up, and saw me, soapy, semi erect, and exposed.
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I finished up, dried off, got dressed and left. When I walked by the desk, the girls were holding up dollar bills... I'm a local hero...or a local joke

I hope mom got a good long look at you before you turned around.

Its great that you gave the girls at the desk something to tease you about.

I would consider all that a good enm experience.