Medical CFNM Appy, ch4

[Massageguy]

Quick recap...31 year old teacher, went to ER of local teaching hospital with symptoms of appendicitis. I'm examined, fondled, groped and fingered by a nurse and two 3rd? 2nd? year med students, one of whom is a former favorite student. Prostate exam leads to an embarrassing erection, and a significant amount of precum...it's hugely embarrassing. The instructors are impressed with my former student's workup, and promise she can follow my case.

To my surprise, they keep me overnight, with the option of doing surgery tomorrow, on Monday. I get into a wheelchair, and a female orderly takes me to an elevator, to go to the general surgery floor. She says she had her appendix out just months before, and advises me

Take all the pain meds they offer you...

I thank her, as I try in vain to keep myself covered beneath the woefully inadequate hospital gown. (I'm 6'3", and over 7.5 inches when fully erect.) She sees my embarrassment- and, probably, my junk, and laughs a low throaty laugh. 'Don't worry - it's all good. Not much modesty when you get your appendix out!'

The elevator takes us to the 5th floor, which is for general and pediatric surgery. She drops me off in room 502, and I'm thrilled to see it's a single, private room.

I sit on the bed, and cover myself with a sheet, as I wait for the next indignity. I don't have to wait long...

There's a knock at the door, which is half open, and a female voice calls out 'Hi! I'm Suzy, and I'm going to be your nurse toni... HEY! IT'S YOU!

[Massageguy]

I look up in horror to see another familiar face. Suzy wasn't nearly as good a student as Dawn, and actually was ineligible to play softball her senior year because she failed my Chenistry class 2nd semester. I worked with her after school and in study hall, and she did well enough on the final to pass for the year.

We reminisce a little,, and she says she was grateful for the wakeup call in my class. She worked hard in college, and got good grades. She loved being a nurse.

She's very tall - 5' 10", with curly blonde hair, big brown eyes, and a dazzling smile. Even through her scrubs, I can tell she has a high, round, firm ass.

She says she's seen my charts, and that we'll have to see if this is really appendicitis. It's a tough one to diagnose - I have moderate pain in the right spot, but no nausea, and only a slight fever.

'We'll just have to keep an eye on your temperature tonight. I'll check it every couple of hours...'

As we're talking, she wheels over a stand that has a pulse ox, BP, and thermometer on it. As I open my mouth, she frowns...

'That's funny...' She flips a switch, checks a couple of connections, and shrugs. 'The thermometer isn't working. No big deal.'

She pulls a glass thermometer out of her pocket, and shakes it. I open my mouth again...

She giggles, and says 'It doesn't go there, silly. This is a pedes floor. After where this has been, you sure don't want it in your mouth...'

[sslim5]

These have been great to read. Thanks

[Massageguy]

I protest...isn't there another option? Suzie swats me on the shoulder. 'Don't be such a baby! It's no big deal, and this will give us a more accurate reading, anyway! Don't worry I'll be gentle...'

As she's talking, she puts a glove on her right hand and gets a jar of vaseline from a drawer. Roll over on your side, and bring your knees up some.'

I do as she says, and hear an ominous squelching sound behind me. She giggles. That gown certainly doesn't hide much! She sits on the edge of the bed behind me, and flips the gown up, so my butt is fully exposed. With her ungloved left hand, she spreads my cheek a bit, and says 'Now, just try to relax.' With her gloved forefinger, she spreads vaseline around my anus, making little circles. I gasp at her touch...then try to control myself. To be honest,, it feels pretty great. And much more, um, gentle than my exam in ER.

'Take a deep breath...' And with that, she slowly but firmly inserts her finger into my ass.. She turns it this way and that 'Just making sure you're all lubed up.' Just as I'm beginning to feel an erection forming, she withdraws her finger.

She slowly inserts the thermometer, and moves her ungloved hand to my hip, giving me a few little pats 'That wasn't so bad, now - was it?' I mumble something in reply. She starts talking about how much she appreciated my help getting through Chemistry, and how she got great grades through nursing school. I try to keep up my end of the conversation, but I'm a little distracted...

Finally, she takes it out, and says '99.7 - that's a little high, but not bad. Rectal temps are usually a little higher than oral.' She pulls the flap of my gown back down, but I'm still pretty exposed. She hands me a box of tissues, and tells me I can clean up. 'I'll be back in to check on you every couple of hours. Try to get some rest.'

And we repeat this sequence at 2, 4, and 6 AM...

[Massageguy]

I'm a little groggy after the 6 o clock temp, and beginning to think they're going to tell me to go home take an enema, when, at 7, the attending comes in with a flock of students- 2 girls and 3 boys. To my surprise, he tells me they're going to take me in for surgery soon!

After they leave, I'm lying there, trying to put it all together, when I hear a man's muffled voice out in the hall. Then, I hear Suzie say 'We're old friends - I'll get this.'

Get what, I wonder, as she wheels in a tray. 'I'm here to help you get ready for surgery,' she says brightly, with a big smile on her face. She gloves up, then finds a vein on the back of my hand, and starts an IV line. 'This is to relax you before surgery...'

She injects the line with a few mls of something, but there's a problem. The line kinks, or - I dunno. She says 'You didn't get the full dose! I'll be right back!'

Whatever I DID get was starting to have an effect. I felt loopy, and relaxed, and...my ass relaxed, and I began to get erect. Opiates do that to me...

She comes back in to find me with a big, stupid grin on my face. She apologizes, and I assure her that everything, absolutely everything is quite fine. She gives me another shot through the line, and I guess I got more than the full dose, because I'm flying...

So much so that I'm not flustered at all when she pulls down the sheet, and flips up the gown. 'Now, let's get you clea- Oh!'

I'm not rock hard, but I am well and truly erect. Probably 6 inches of Mr Happy are only too thrilled to say Hello!

'I was going to tell you to relax, but you don't seem nervous at all! She gets an electric razor, and proceeds to shave my pubic hair. This involves holding my shaft, and moving my mostly-erect penis out of the way.

Now, to be truthful. I'm not a reliable witness here. I'm well and truly stoned, and a beautiful young woman is handling my junk. But it seems to me that the vibrating razor was held up against my erection more often, and for a longer time than was needful. Not that I was complaining... On the contrary, I became fully erect at 7.5 inches, and began to leak precum...

But, for once, I wasn't embarrassed - as I now realize was her plan all along. Nope, high as a kite, and happy to be fondled. As she finished with the razor, she got a hot, wet washcloth and soaped up my groin. Then, using a razor, she gave me my first Brazilian - oops - Manzillian cut.

Full disclosure here, friends...I ejaculated. All over my soapy tummy and her gloved hands. She shrieked a little, then covered her mouth. 'I can't send you down there like this! So she got more hot water and soap, and cleaned me up, and dried me off. She had me sit up, and got me a clean gown.

Just in time, because the orderly arrived with a gurneys to take me to surgery...

[sslim5]

I think the thermometer really did work and she wanted to just have play time with you all night.

When she was shaving you was she pretty much jerking you off during the procedure trying to get you to ejaculate or was she at least being semi professional and just moving It out of the way ? Great story so far.

And was her plan for you not to be embarrassed with the extra medicine or to be able to have fun time with you and the happy ending was an extra bonus for her ? In your opinion.

[GothyElise]

Oh dear that sounds like it must have been so humiliating for you!? If not maybe a bit of a turn on to see you old students seeing you in such a comprising state? I know if you'd been a female teacher then it might have been a bit more embarrassing maybe?

I've not quite experienced the same but I did work as a nurse for over a decade and had my share of similar stories.

There were a few times that I had to treat people that I knew, my first time was dealing with this man who came into our school for the holiday football camp. I remember seeing him in A&E In my first year as a nurse. He'd pulled a muscle in his groin and I was in the room when the head nurse had to examine him... he was basically just in his underwear as I watched... I don't think he remembered me though.

Another time when I had just qualified me and my friend had to deal with this young guy who'd broke his arm. We were a few years older than him and he looked kinda nerdy/shy, and me and my friend (both girls) were just 21 at the time and not unattractive (not to brag). We had to undress him for surgery and put a gown on him... which meant taking off all his clothes cos he couldn't manage. I remember him looking so embarrassed when we took off his underwear... me and my friend tried nit to look but tbh we did find it hilarious.

Just to give an example about a woman there was a strange time that i had to help in the mental health ward. There was a young woman (in her 20s) who'd been taken into a&e on a busy weekend. She was in a manic episode (I think) and while we were trying to calm her down in the busy a&e room she started to take off her clothes while shouting. I didn't really know what to do as she threw her clothes on the floor. Everyone was looking as she chucked her bra down and started pulling her panties down too, that was when my friend grabbed her and tried to usher her into another room. We were kinda successful but I do suppose that a lot of people saw her practically naked.

[Massageguy]

Both embarrassing and exciting...and I was too stoned to care. I dunno if I was intentionally overmedicated - that's a serious line to cross! I suspect, rather that she took advantage of my state to mess with me.

Her response makes me think she meant only to mess with me - not to have me make a mess.

I'll post the rest of the story tonight. Thanks to you and sslim for the encouragement. I've posted this anonymously on other sites, but only told an abbreviated version to someone else a month ago...

[Massageguy]

Lost a big chunk of story - grrr

Maybe a couple more entries to finish this up.

I woke up after surgery terrified, and choking. They were pulling the tube out of my throat. You are NOT supposed to be awake for this!

Even after the fright passed, I had a more serious problem. I was coughing uncontrollably
This leads to increased pressure in the abdominal cavity, and could cause my wound to bust open.

(That's why they have us fellers cough during a hernia exam. Increased pressure can cause a loop of intestine to bulge into the scrotum...)

This is dangerous, so the team acts quickly. A nurse folds a blanket and presses in hard over my incision, and they give me a shot of morphine to stop the coughing.

I keep coughing. The nurse leans in harder,vand I get another shot of morphine.

I still keep coughing. Now, I'm not clear on exactly what happened next, because- you know, three shots of morphine. It felt like the nurse put a knee up on my tummy to hold me in.

More coughing. Another shot.

I stop coughing. Hell, I almost quit breathing! And I pass out.

I wake up around 2 PM, with a pretty Black nurse shaking my shoulder. 'Wake up, honey. I need to take your temperature. '

Groggy, I start to roll over to assume the position, when she says 'What are you doing? Just open your mouth for me...'

Apparently the electronic thermometer is working now. Or...

A very dim light bulb goes off in my sleepy head...

She gives me a.sip of water, and I go back to sleep.

[Massageguy]

Dammit, lost another chunk of story...