Tales of Nudity: Pictures with Stories

[mastergepetto]

I got this idea for a thread from Friez over at the OCC forum. Idea is to post a picture with a short story caption below. It’s supposed to be a quick caption that fits into one post but it could go longer if the author feels like it.

Anyway, here’s the first one. Hopefully we can keep this going with many fun pictures and short story captions!

[mastergepetto]

Bye babe! I’m off to hang with the guys tonight!

Oh, don’t worry about the dog! Danny from down the street is going to give him dinner. Do you remember Danny? You used to babysit for him a few years ago!

Yeah, he just graduated high school and is about to start college. I told him if he feeds and walks the dogs this evening, he can have some of his friends over to watch the game. I even left some cold beers in the fridge for them since his parents don’t let him drink in the house!

It’s just a few guys— Danny said they will keep the noise down and clean up after themselves.

Say, didn’t you volunteer to help run that fundraiser at the high school? Maybe you’d know some of them!

Yeah, I think he did mention his friends Chris and Bryan were coming! Do you know them?

Oh, they are interning at your law firm over the summer? That’s fun! Hopefully you haven’t been too hard on them! I’ve heard from your coworkers you can be tough on the interns when you are stressed.

I don’t know if I’m going to have enough time to finish the laundry before I leave, but I’ll take the hamper downstairs for you. I’ll leave it next to the kitchen counter so you won’t miss it! I think it’s mostly just your dirty bras and panties anyway! I’ll tell the guys to move it aside if it’s in their way.

Don’t worry, babe, they won’t be coming into the master bathroom. Not unless the plumber didn’t fix the downstairs toilet! Did you call the plumber like I asked?

Well, I’ll see you later tonight! Probably won’t be home until after midnight! I know you were looking forward to some alone time! Don’t have too much fun without me!

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[FinchAgent]

The costume looked itchy and uncomfortable. It certainly didn't match her slippers. Clara couldn't believe that this was the closest thing to clothing that she'd come across since losing her robe to a vicious dog after she'd accidentally locked herself out of the house this morning. For a moment, she considered not putting it on. She'd made it this far without being seen, so maybe she could still find a towel, or a blanket, or even a cardboard box.

But as the sound heavy footfalls and male voices neared, she panicked and grabbed the ridiculous thing. Hopefully its owner would understand.

[FinchAgent]

"Are you sure the costume shop didn't have the rest of this Catwoman outfit? Couldn't you have found something else? I know she's supposed to be a sexy seductress, but this is a bit much!"



"Quit complaining, at least you have a mask that stays on! Hand me the double-sided tape, please."



"I think we should find a different costume shop next time."



"Pssh! You girls just need to learn to work with what you've got."

[mastergepetto]

I’m sure those four girls were the life of the costume party!!!

[mastergepetto]

Oblivious Ms. Olivia

“Pay attention class. This next pose is called downward facing dog. I expect everyone to be able to perform this by the end of the week!”

“Quit snickering, Billy and Tommy, I don’t know what’s so funny. Do I need to send you to the principal’s office again? I swear, you two will be the first boys to ever fail Senior PE. Do you two really want to retake this class during Summer school?”

“Yes, Aaron, feel free to take as many pictures as you’d like so that you can practice at home. In fact, I encourage everyone to take pictures and videos of all the poses. If you don’t have your phone on you, please ask one of the other students to share their pictures after class.”

“Ok, for this next pose, I really want everyone to watch how I open my hips. This one is called the Ubaya Konasana and is one of my favorite poses! If you can’t get this at first, that’s alright! I’ll keep showing you guys how to do this pose until everyone gets it right.”

“Yes, Ahmad, I am happy re-demonstrate each pose again throughout the week!”

“Don’t worry too much about not getting it at first. Just watch me closely so you know the proper pose.”

“Yes, Mitch, these are a new pair of leggings! Thank you for noticing! I absolutely love how they feel! They aren’t as constricting as my last pair.”

“Ok everyone, that’s it for today’s class. Your homework is to really study the photos of all the poses and practice at home. I expect to see gradual improvement throughout the week! See you guys tomorrow!!”

[FinchAgent]

"You can keep that armor on, if it makes you feel safe. Call this... my handicap. Now enough talk! En garde!"

The elegant warrior woman adopted a fighting stance. "Best me in combat, and I'm yours."

[mastergepetto]

One Way Glass

“Check out the new HQ! The contractors said they just installed fancy one-way-glass in the meeting area! We can see out but no one can see in! Complete privacy!” Said Ellen, President of local “Free the Nipple” Society chapter.

“Now we can have our weekly meetings at our chapter headquarters and not in Sarah’s basement.” Ellen added.

“Wow! This feels so risky but so freeing! Exactly what I’ve been missing. It’s like being naked in public without any of the potential drawbacks!” Sarah, the Vice-President, exclaimed.

“Denise, why are you still wearing your underwear? Let that cooch breath!” Ellen suggested.

“I am still a little nervous about this, guys. Are we sure the glass works as intended? A lot of people are making weird faces into the glass.” Said Denise.

“Well the contractors said it looks like a mirror from the other side. Haven’t you ever made a weird face into the mirror, Denise?” Ellen responded.

“Sure, but that guy is pointing his camera right at us!!” Denise said.

“Oh, he’s just taking selfies. Look, I can play with my boobs and vagina right in front of the glass and he doesn’t react. He can’t see anything.” Ellen said, brushing Denise off while juggling her breasts and naughtily fingering herself in front of the glass. It has always been a fantasy for the young marketing executive to masturbate in public, but she has never had the courage. Now was the perfect opportunity to live out that fantasy without repercussions.

“Yeah, thank god for the glass! I prosecuted him for taking pics up girls’ skirts,” stated Kaitlin, the assistant DA, “put him away for five years. You never forget your first. He just got out last week. Do you really think I’d risk exposing myself to a felon I helped put away? Especially one that’s been caught posting upskirt videos all over the internet? No, I researched this glass. It’s the real deal; you have nothing to worry about. Watch,” the prosecutor instructed, turning around and mooning the camera not five feet away, making sure grab both cheeks and spread them wide as she bent over. “See?! It’s soo obscene, I wouldn’t even strike this pose for my fucking boyfriend!!… but no reaction! He can’t see shit! Haha!”

“Wow! There seems to be a lot of people gathering outside! I wonder if there is an event downtown or something.” Noticed Sarah.

“Cindy, aren’t those some of your students?” Asked Sarah.

“Yeah… ugh… those guys are punks. They think now that they are 18, they can do whatever they want. I had to give them detention last week to set them straight. Typically they hang out at the local mall perving on girls. I don’t know what they are doing hanging out on the sidewalk.” Replied Cindy, instinctively covering herself from her smirking students, even though she was protected by the glass.

“Hey! I know that guy!” Lauren said, “I represented his wife in a nasty divorce case. He’s a real piece of work. She got everything after it turned out he posted her nudes all over the internet. He called me an uppity bitch and pledged revenge, but last I checked, he was filing for bankruptcy. Ha! Yeah, that’s right you broke creep, keep taking your selfies! As if anyone wants to see those!”

“Ha! If only he knew what was on the other side of the tempered glass! Loser!” Olivia said, “I just love people watching when they have no clue we are watching them!”

“Hey! I have an idea!” Sarah exclaimed! “Why don’t we come down on Saturday for the parade! There will be thousands of people downtown! This new glass is perfect for people watching!”

“Great Idea!” The rest of the group replied.

“Um, Ellen,” interjected the intern Madison, “you have a call from the contractors. They say it’s urgent!”

“Not now, Maddie, can’t you tell we are in a meeting? Tell them I will call them back on Monday” Ellen responded.

“And come join us, Maddie! I know you’re shy but it’s just us girls!” Lauren said to the college intern.

“We will have to tell everyone about the newly refurbished meeting room and the parade viewing party on Saturday! It will be our most highly attended chapter event yet!!” Sarah said excitedly!

“But for now, let’s enjoy this wonderful evening!” Exclaimed Lauren. “I’ll give five-hundred bucks to the person who recognizes the most people!”

“That’s easy!” Responded Olivia, “I’ve already seen several of my college classmates! Ha! That guy with the greasy hair asked me out last week! Ew!”

“I don’t know, Liv… Sarah works across the street… I’m sure she still has plenty of coworkers trapped at the office!” Ellen teased.

“What about this game: Drink every time you see someone you know!” Sarah suggested. “I’ll start since a bunch of my associates just left my office! See that guy in the green? He’s the office perv! I’ve caught him several times trying to steal a peak up my skirt during our weekly review meetings. I bet he wishes he knew his boss was standing naked just on the other side of this one-way glass! Don’t you creep?!” She teased as she did a funny dance in front of a large group of her associates, chugging her cocktail to account for all the drinks she owed as half her office walked by.

“We are going to be so drunk!” Cindy exclaimed!

“Cheers!!!” The group yelled in unison.

[mastergepetto]

The principal was shocked to hear that the Head Girl had come to school wearing such inappropriate underwear. Strawberry panties? On an 18 year old? As the most senior girl in the school, she was supposed to set an example for the rest of the students. She had been chosen as Head Girl by a panel of her teachers and peers because she was the perfect embodiment of the ideal St. Augustine Academy student. Together with the Head Boy, she was literally the face of the school around town and at special functions. Just last week she had impressed the Archbishop as she led him on a tour of the school’s new science wing. No one expected this from her, especially the teachers.

She claimed it was all just a misunderstanding. That her Mom had accidentally switched her change of clothes with her younger sisters’. That she didn’t realize the mistake until after morning swim practice. That her sister had an exam this morning and thus had her phone off and had her gym bag with her older sisters’ shorts and underwear locked in her locker. That she didn’t have time to run home and get shorts, or even a new pair of underwear, before leading morning announcements. That she had only put them on to protect her more private areas from certain exposure. That she would never be one of those girls to forego wearing shorts ant school. That it was all just a big mistake. Unfortunately, none of this mattered; the rules were the rules.

All female students were required to wear shorts under their uniform skirts. No exceptions. Occasionally, daring female students had decided to forgo the shorts, hoping to tease a crush or two with an inappropriate glimpse of her underwear. In response, the Principal had initiated a policy that girls caught doing this would have such underwear confiscated. It was harsh, yes, but it had put an immediate stop to such sophomoric shenanigans.

No female student had attempted to come to school without the requisite shorts under her uniform in months. The problem was solved. Or at least it was until today.

The Principal had to set an example and show that even the Head Girl had to conform to the dress code. No one was above the new school rules… especially not the Head Girl. He was forced to confiscate the violating underwear and gave her a spanking as punishment. Thankfully, he took pity on the poor girl and didn’t spank as hard as he normally would. The Head Girl was entirely unaccustomed to spankings, after all.

She begged him to allow her to keep the inappropriate underwear, even though they were quite humiliating, as she did not want the boys seeing her private areas. No boy had ever seen down there, she cried! She was one of the good girls!! A true virgin!! Plus, she informed him, she was deeply embarrassed by the size and color of her vulva, and couldn’t bear the thought of anyone knowing her darkest secret. Especially the younger boys she frequently reported for discipline. She’d lose all her authority as Head Girl, she explained, and would forever be know as ‘roast beef girl’ or whatever humiliating name they’d call her privates.

Unfortunately, the Principal explained that it was outside of his discretion; there was nothing he could do. She had supported him on the new policy, and if he backed down now, they would both look like fools.

He gave her some words of encouragement as she went back to class, crying and clutching her short skirt tightly against her sore bottom. Students were already snickering as she walked by, knowing she had nothing covering her most private areas under her skirt. He hoped that she would be able to make it the rest of the day without showing too much! Although he knew that as Head Girl, she would be expected to lead the pep rally this afternoon in front of the whole school.

As the first girl punished under the new policy, word of the Head Girl’s predicament had spread like wildfire. The Principal had heard rumors that the Freshmen boys were planning something BIG for the pep rally, anticipating a rare moment of vulnerability for the normally untouchable Head Girl. She had recently turned several of the boys in for keeping porn in their lockers, and they were excited for revenge. Since they were mere rumors, he decided not to intervene. Whatever they had planned, he knew the AV club would get the full video. It would be impossible to confiscate all the copies.

Recently, several of the teachers had expressed frustration that the strait-laced Head Girl was becoming a little haughty in her new position of power. She had started writing her peers up for even the most minor infractions, especially the boys. Although he still personally liked the girl, he thought maybe this would be a good lesson for her. Too bad that lesson had to fall on today of all days.

The Archbishop had been so impressed by last month’s tour, he had invited several other bishops, including a Cardinal, to check out the school and watch the pep rally. Since St. Augustine was the premier Catholic high school in the region, the Archbishop had arranged for the pep rally to be broadcast live to every school in the archdiocese. All the rival schools would be tuning in to watch the uppity students of St. Augustine get another special feature. No Cardinal had ever paid a personal visit to a High School like this. Of course, this special honor was to be a surprise to the students of St. Augustine.

The local media was already buzzing about the pep rally being attended by numerous church leaders. The Principal feared that whatever the boys had planned at the pep rally would send the media and the whole archdiocese into a frenzy.

The poor Head Girl had no idea just how public her punishment was about to become.

[mastergepetto]

Saw this image posted on r/stripsearched by turnipeater. I wrote the Police Chiefs response below

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Say, Deputy… isn’t the one of the right that nosy reporter chick? The one that keeps filing sunshine law requests and writing in the papers about our misuse of police resources? Normally I’d let the pretty girls off on a warning, but we can’t let little Ms. Reporter keep writing in the papers that my office doesn’t follow proper search procedures.

Because weed and alcohol are suspected, I think it is imperative that we get one of our female officers to conduct a roadside strip search. We can’t risk the evidence getting lost or destroyed on the way back to the station. I believe Officer Maria Alvarez is on shift tonight so get her over here ASAP. She’s very thorough and by the book, which I’m sure our reporter friend will appreciate, even if it takes a little longer.

Since our favorite little reporter keeps making sunshine law requests in order to “shine a light in the dark crevices of police inner workings,” or however she puts it, maybe it’s high time we show our favorite reporter some of that “sunshine” she’s been requesting by ‘shining a light’ in her own dark crevices. Hahaha!

And As she’s always complaining about how police work is done behind closed doors, I’m sure she’ll be glad we’ve taken her complaints to heart by doing our work out in the open this time!! I remember last year when she wrote that article about our lack of body cams. She will be pleased to know that City Council recently provided us with body cams due to her own due diligence in writing that article! So please make sure you and Officer Alvarez keep your body cam running the whole time— we will immediately make the footage available to local media and all concerned citizens, as our bossy reporter has demanded countless times.

Come to think of it— aren’t the high school mentees, DeShawn and Trevon, doing a ride along with Officer Alvarez tonight? I’m sure our mentees would love to see a roadside strip search. I’m fairly certain that according to the new procedures adopted by City Council, strip searches may only be conducted by members of the opposite sex in training situations when a member of the same sex is not available. Since both of our high school mentees are 18, and since no male is currently available, I think this is a perfect opportunity to train our mentees on how to perform a proper strip search!
Unfortunately, I don’t think officer Alvarez has gloves large enough for them, so they will have to make do without gloves. From what I’ve heard about Officer Alvarez’s thoroughness, I’m sure there will be plenty of natural lubrication for DeShawn and Trevon to practice their technique even without gloves. Don’t let them stop ‘till they get it right!

You know, I had doubts about all the community outreach programs the City Council pushed on us, but the inner city high school mentorship program is already showing promise. I bet DeShawn and Trevon sign on to join the force after tonight!! Our reporter is always writing that we need more African American cops on staff! I’m sure our spunky reporter will be pleased to see the inner city high school mentorship program she fought for in action. DeShawn and Trevon will have to thank our friend for pushing City Hall to adopt the program while they conduct the strip search. She always said she’d be delighted to help get the program going! Haha!

Too bad our little reporter and her friend chose to drive erratically down the busiest street in town! On tonight of all nights! I know there are numerous college bars frequented by some of our most reputable local fraternity boys just across the street from where you pulled them over. I’m sure there will be plenty of energetic patrons interested in her arrest.

Say, Deputy, she’s an adjunct professor at the University’s prestigious School of Journalism, correct? I thought I remember her bragging about being the youngest journalist to teach a class there. Maybe she will see some of her own students! Monday’s class might be a little awkward, but at least her students will have something to write about for their next article!

And if our Lois Lane wannabe gives you too much grief about witnesses filming the strip search, just remind her that she has encouraged witnesses to film any and all police action that they see and post it online. I’m fairly certain she’s responsible for at least several videos from a local arrest trending on social media, so I’m sure she will be happy to see another video of our city’s finest go viral.

I know it’s a shot in the dark, but I remember our favorite little reporter saying something about her best friend from journalism school being some big time national correspondent at MSNBC. I thought she mentioned she was trying to bring her friend in to do a National feature on the workings of our police department. I wonder if this is the hotshot correspondent our reporter was talking about? I’m sure this was not the national expose either of them had in mind.

Now that I look more closely at the girl on the left, she does kinda look like that correspondent that exposed and brought down all those revenge porn and blackmail image websites. She wrote about the issues she had getting images of herself in lingerie she had sent to an ex removed from the sites. That article sure caused a lot of work for us since numerous girls from the local college were posted on those sites, including several well known sorority girls and the entire female soccer team! I had to field dozens of calls explaining that those sites were purely in the FBI’s jurisdiction. If it is indeed the same correspondent who wrote that article, that’s rather unfortunate for her, as she will not be allowed to keep on her underwear during the upcoming strip search. I doubt those images and videos, once made public, will even be removed from the internet.

Unfortunately, I can’t really tell if it is indeed her with her face buried on the hood of their Range Rover. I would not have pegged Ms. Hot Shot National Correspondent to be shy, but she probably doesn’t want to be identified with her pale ass and red thong pointed towards some of the busiest bars in town! I don’t think that ass has even seen a minute of sun until today. What a coincidence she’d be the same national reporter our college town reporter was trying to bring in. Too bad she won’t be able to hide her face during the strip search. We will need to be able to verify proper identity at all times during the search.

Make sure to hold up both their ID’s to the body cam and have them clearly state their names and dates of birth into the camera. Since drugs and are at issue, we will need to ask them if they are on any drugs or medications, including birth control, in case we need to take a blood draw. Also, since DeShawn and Trevon will likely be conducting the strip searches without gloves, we will need to ask them about their full sexual history and any possible STDs. We will even need to know if they use sex toys, what sex toys they use, and if any of their sex toys have been shared with another person at any time. As our favorite reporter would want everything done by the book, it’s imperative we keep the body cams running even during the intimate questions.

I know it’s pushing it, but try to make sure Officer Alvarez, DeShawn, and Jamal are done with the strip searches before the Big Game lets out in half an hour. Those bars are about to fill up and that road will be bumper-to-bumper with excited sports fans. I’m sure our ambitious reporter and her friend would not want half the town driving by while they are naked by the side of the road getting stripped searched. We know she loves having her name in the papers, but I doubt she’d want her naked ass to be her next front page story! Haha!

Finally, as you are aware, when we bring them back to the station, they will need to be kept in the mixed drunk tank until their arraignment on Monday morning. Unfortunately, due to calls from this very reporter to increase privacy in the women’s cell block, we are currently renovating the women’s drunk tank this weekend. It should be completed by Monday, but that will be no help for our reporter and her friend. It’s rather ironic they picked this weekend of all weekends to drive drunk and erratically through town.

Hopefully our little reporter and the hot shot correspondent aren’t forced to share the drunk tank with too many degenerates…although I know a lot of college students will be celebrating the football team’s big win tonight!! I’m not looking forward to having to break up the inevitable bar fight between a bunch of drunk frat bros. Hopefully none of the drunk college students will recognize her as the reporter who wrote that article criticizing Greek life and what she called “fraternity rape culture.”

Unfortunately, those short skirts won’t offer them too much privacy or protection, especially if those skimpy thongs are confiscated for evidence during the strip search if any drugs are found on their bodies. And the drunk tank toilet has no walls or barriers. I doubt they imagined they would be spending a weekend commando in the drunk tank when they got ready this evening. What a nightmare for them!

Whoever is on night shift tonight and tomorrow will have to keep close watch on them to make sure the other drunks don’t get too cozy with them. I know it will be tough since the night officer will also have to do hourly rounds of the jail block. It’s doubtful that the drunk frat bros will behave themselves while the night officer is doing rounds, so I fear our reporter and her friend are in for a long weekend. I’ll be sure to visit first thing Monday morning to check on them.