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[student]

What cruel but well-deserved fate awaits Miss Huckster?

The suspense is intense. I need a chocolate bar!

[mikewozere]

Intriguing

[TeenFan]

The Chocolate Factory Fiasco
Chapter 6. Pleasure Before the Plunge


After the parents signed all the waivers, acknowledgements, addendums, agreeing to all the rules of conduct and regulations, the tour got
started. There wasn't much interesting or unusual (except for the moving hand coat and hat holders on the wall), and the kids must have been wondering if they were going to get their money's worth.

Mr. Slugworth knew everything that happened on the tour. As head of security he sat in the monitoring room watching the group's progress.
Hidden cameras and microphones picked up everything. The tour got interesting when they entered the room with the secret churning device.

Both mouths and eyes opened wide in wonderment when the door opened and the group enters what Wonka calls The Chocolate Room. No
other indoor room has ever been so colorfully decorated. Not only is it visually stunning, nearly everything is edible. Giant pretzel trees with
mint cookie leaves, purple mushrooms with meringue filling, cactus made of candy corn, and even freeze dried chocolate dirt clods, the display
of sugary genius astounded them all.

The most impressive thing in the Chocolate Room is the milk chocolate river flowing through the middle of the room, flowing out of the wall to
fall upon a waterwheel which churned the chocolate with its turning. The six kids and five adults scattered in every direction. Tasting this and
licking that, the group gobbles tasty treats like the end of time was near and the one who ate the most is the winner. Every child devours the
delights ravenously, but none could plow through a candy environment faster than Augustus Gloop. The fat German boy must have been practicing
by competing in All You can Eat contests. Like a beaver he chomps through a pretzel tree, chased that with a two foot boulder made of sponge
cake. Crumbs and bits of frosting littered the ground at his feet.

There is one section of the Chocolate Room that was designed to appeal to girls, a patch of fist sized ruby red candy coated strawberries on a
bush. The strawberries are already dusted with white powder which is half powdered sugar mixed with a combination of aphrodisiacs, an extract
of oysters and red wine, with maca root from Peru, along with certain other herbs including cannabis. The effect is near immediate upon eating.
Both Veruca and Violet, oblivious to everything else around them, squatted down by a Strawberry bush, a glistening ripe fruit in one hand,
the other hand buried underneath their skirts. Only Willy Wonka observed the vigorous back and forth motions of their forearms, a knowing
and lecherous smile on his face. The effects of the arousal will come and go in waves and surges throughout the rest of the day with increasing
intensity, and Mr. Wonka made sure to have the girls close by to watch and enjoy their ongoing discomfiture of ever-increasing levels of horniness.

Somehow Helga Huckster avoided the Strawberry Fields, focusing her attention on the mushrooms poking out of what looked like a giant Yule
Log. These mushrooms are even more phallic shaped than typical mushrooms, light pink on the stem with a light purplish cap, sticking out
exactly six inches with an enticing mushroom head. Helga deep throated a half-dozen of them.

In the movie you will recall seeing how Augustus washed it all down by dipping his hand into the chocolate river. But Willy Wonka did not yell out
a protest or shout a warning. Augustus didn't fall into the chocolate river. Mr. Wonka pushed him. Sneaking right up behind the fatso slurping
away, Willy Wonka stuck out his foot right up against the boy's enormous rear end, and he gave a little shove.

Augustus flops into the liquid chocolate, and like a non-swimmer fallen into a swimming pool, he flails his arms while screaming for help.

[TeenFan]

The Chocolate Factory Fiasco
Chapter 7. Super Suction


Charlie was the first one to hear the cries for help. He turned around to see flailing arms in the dark colored milky river a few feet from
the shore. Mr. Wonka stood about eight feet from the edge of the liquid chocolate, but he made no move to rush down toward Augustus.
Right after shoving the big German boy into the river, Willy Wonka quickly backtracked a number of steps, and was far enough away to not
arouse suspicion.

What surprised the guests is Mr. Wonka was less concerned with Augustus' safety than he was the purity of his product.

"Look at that. He's ruining my chocolate." Mr. Wonka says as he appears distraught. "It's not supposed to be touched by human hands."

Next the parents go rushing down to stand near the edge as Augustus flails, but floats cause he's too fat to sink, floats off away from the shore.
Finally, the two girls at the Strawberry Fields hear the commotion and they stand up to stare at the gathering of people. Veruca forgot to remove
her hand from her panties, her skirt still hiked up on the front side, showing off silky blue with white lace very expensive and in good taste underwear. Veruca's panties and bra probably cost more than the entire set of clothes Charlie has on.

Violet's skirt was back into normal position, but for a short while as the girl tried to figure out what all the commotion was about, she absent-
mindedly squeezed her right breast with her left hand, so powerful the Strawberry aphrodisiac effect is on the young girls.

Meanwhile...back at the chocolate river, Mrs. Gloop comes running over but there isn't anything she can do. Charlie tries to help, yanking up a
giant yellow sucker on a stick and reaching it out toward Augustus, whose fat fingers fumble at the round sucker before he gets too far from
reach. Augustus bobs along like a cork, drifting off toward the waterfall and then suddenly he goes down, his mother screaming her concern.
Everyone follows a trail of bubbles and each fears the worst. Quite unexpectedly, Augustus' head appears in a large tube a short distance from
the churning waterwheel. Augustus' arms are raised over his head, and somehow his body rises up the clear glass tube. He gets sucked up the
tube till all of him above the knees is visible. but then the boy gets stuck, not rising any further.

"Let's just see if he can get sucked all the way," Mr. Wonka says when Mrs. Gloop asks what will happen. "The suspense is terrible, I hope it lasts."

The vacuum must have increased in the tube, as the shirt Augustus has on slips up over his head. Shirt and suspenders fly upward. Augustus
Gloop's fat blubbery upper body is now bare. The trapped boy can't lower his arms. His jiggly man-boobs, which have amazingly large girl like nipples, presses against the glass in a disturbing fashion. Boys like Augustus are called "Beached Whales", when they lie out on the beach,
baring their less than manly chests and protruding bellies. It doesn't help that Augustus' body is pale as white butter cream icing, the largish
nipples remarkably similar in color to strawberries and the size of one too.

"Hmm...this isn't working," Mr. Wonka pulls out a yellow banana shaped handphone, pulling it out of his front pocket. Mr. Wonka looks at the
the moms of Violet and Augustus. "And you all thought I was only excited to be here...such dirty minds."

Nobody had said anything, but some of the girls had looked at the front of Willy Wonka's tight purple slacks several times already, probably
entranced by the large protrusion sticking out there. The banana phone apparently was the cause of said bulge. Violet's mom, Mrs. Beuregarde
blushed and she laughed, as she probably had been thinking the worst when she noticed the bulge in the front of Wonka's pants and thought
it was something else.

"Reverse the flow," Willy shouts into the banana phone. "Reverse suction on the intake tube."

It seemed like a rational plan of action, but if only resulted in the suspenderless britches of the burly boy sliding down past his knees. The large white briefs he has on then also slide down after the britches, and the German boy is nackt as a kind in der bad.

For the moment, Violet and Veruca forget their attacks of arousal from the Strawberry candy and they join in with Helga in giggling.
The young girls giggle as their parents gasp.

"For a growing boy all his growing went to his belly," Mr. Wonka observes.

The downward suction pulls Augustus but the only thing moving is his penis, stretched longer and thinner than normal, but still not very long even
sucked downward to a maximum length. The pleasantly plump German is far more impressive with his clothes on than off.

"Reverse the flow to upward again," Willy Wonka shouts into his banana phone.

Finally, the blockage is broken and the big German blubberkind gets sucked the rest of the way up the tube, disappearing completely at the top.

Suddenly a short orange person appears. Everyone looks at the diminutive and colorfully dressed fella.

"Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room. Get to him before he gets to the boiler. Unfortunately, Augustus would make for a poor roasted Bratwurst."

"That guy is almost six feet tall, but all he's got looks more like a Vienna sausage in the little can." Veruca says, and the girls laugh while Mrs.
Gloop cries as she is taken away by the little Ooompa Loompa.

* * * * *
And that was how the first naughty child was removed from the group. It was a horrible experience for poor fat Augustus, but his humiliation
paled in comparison to what happened to Violet when she blew up bigger than Augustus could ever hope to fatten up...but that part of the
story will have to wait till next time.

[mikewozere]

Can't wait! I'll never be able to watch that movie without thinking of this story

[TeenFan]

This is the censored version of the demise of Augustus Gloop, from the Willy Wonka movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTZBoa-e8yw

What comes through is how wicked and witty Willy Wonka is.

[TeenFan]

The Chocolate Factory Fiasco
Chapter 8. The Tunnel of Terror


Right after Mrs. Gloop has been led away to be taken to the boiler room, hopefully to find Augustus Gloop not turned into a boiled tub of lard,
a marvelous eight seat boat shows up on the chocolate river. It was a version of a paddleboat, with two Oompa Loompas turning a hand crank.
The five remaining children and four adults pile onto the boat. Veruca immediately starts yelling at her daddy to buy her one. Charlie and
grandpa get into a pair of front row seats, Mike and Mrs. Teevee next to them. Somehow each seat had each of their names printed on it. How could they know that Augustus and Mrs. Gloop would not be among the party? The diminutive orange faced workers begin turning the crank and
the boat glides down the dark river.

One odd thing about the seating in the boat was the seatbelts. More like safety bars on an amusement ride, a metal device went across
the hips with an additional one coming up from underneath the seat. The result is each person is wedged into their seat with a padded
bar pressing right up against the crotch. Nobody could move hardly at all while locked into their seats. If the boat capsized everyone would
go down with it, if the devices were not released. Mr. Wonka sat at the front of the boat, on a bench instead of a chair and he faced toward
the other passengers.

There was one extra passenger who had no seat. With no place to sit Helga Huckster had to stand next to Mr. Wonka. Before the boat took off
Mr. Wonka stood up and he used actual handcuffs to secure Helga's hands to an overhead railing. She won't have to deal with the tight fitting
crotch bars, but she'll have to stand for the duration of the boat's trip, but secured like she is Helga can't fall over even if the boat rocked a bit.
Helga, like Willy Wonka, faces toward the back of the boat, and the girl can't see what Charlie and everyone can see.

Coming around a bend past the waterfall and waterwheel, there is a white mountainous looking structure. Most, if not all of the guests
were able to piece together what they were seeing. A woman, carved in white marble or maybe the whole thing is made of alabaster, lying on
her back. The twin peaks of the breasts must have been fifty feet high at their nipply points. The legs of the giant woman are spread apart,
a massive foot lying on the grass on each side of the chocolate river. The boat went past those feet then the raised up knees and a wide opening
is clearly visible where the legs come together, except there is a cavernous dark hole, more like a slit or crevice running up and down rather
than a round hole though enormous enough in size to span the width of the river.

"Is that what I think it is?" Grandpa Bucket says, as he rubs his eyes, then grabs at Charlie's sweater.

"What the heck is that?" Mike Teevee shouts out.

As the boat gets closer brown and black mosses can be seen lining the edges of the vertical slit, clustering mostly at the top.
A musty, sweaty, nearly pungent aroma wafts over them as the boat gets closer.

Charlie's grandpa has an unexpected observation, "That scent reminds me of something...but what is it?"

"I don't believe it. I looks like we're about to go into a cunt cave," Violet's dad, Mr. Beuregarde says with a chuckle. Violet looks at her father
like she's never seen him utter a naughty slang word before.

"It's like an enormous Penis Fly Trap," says Veruca's father, and he too laughs out loud.

Mrs. Teevee is not impressed with the descriptive skills of the two men. She shakes her head disapprovingly. In a matter of seconds the
boat is swallowed up by the maw of the magnificent muff and the lighting becomes exceedingly dim.

The overhead lighting turns brighter and more colorful. At the same time the seats began to vibrate, but the safety bar pressing against
each passenger's groin vibrated more than the seats did. The boat begins to speed up. The vibrations got stronger the faster the boat moved
through the tunnel. The crotch bar even moves up and down. It's like a vibrator purchased in one of London's swanky sex shops is pressing down
between one's legs and the device is set to half speed. The adult men immediately look perplexed and annoyed. Mrs. Teevee and the two
seated girls look down at their crotches in astonishment. Veruca and Violet look bewildered, but Mrs. Teevee is soon swaying her body side to
side, her expression one of pure joy. Perhaps the sensation is something Mike's mom is more familiar with than the younger girls.

Mike Teevee is the first one to say something. "This thing is buzzing my balls."

"This thing is tickling my tush," Veruca says, and she giggles. "Oh daddy, daddy...will you please get me one of these boats."

The speed of the boat picks up. The twirling of the crank by the Oompa Loompas become nearly a blur. The walls of the tunnel turn into
tunnel vision, like a projector. Strange images flash for a few seconds. First there is a big worm crawling across a man's face. Then a huge
eyeball stares at everyone, followed by a chicken's head being chopped off. Mrs. Teevee looks a little nauseous, but the massage down below assuages any discomfort.

Charlie looks like he's enjoying everything, the vibrating seat, the crotch bar, the horrible imagery on the walls of the tunnel...everything just
makes Charlie grin. He'd grin even more if he could turn around and look down. Veruca and Violet are both having a relapse of the Strawberry
Fields aphrodisiac candy attack of arousal, each girl trying to reach a hand under her skirt and get it past the safety crotch bar. The dads were
too busy looking at the images on the tunnel wall to notice what their young daughters are doing.

Suddenly a giant horned lizard appears on the wall. Mike takes out one of his pistols and he aims and fires away, but the blam blam of the pistol
is drowned out by the sound of weird ethereal music echoing through the tunnel. The face of Mr. Slugworth then appears on the wall. Charlie
looked like he'd seen a ghost, turning in shock toward his grandpa.

Willy Wonka, an amused look on his face, begins to sing, "There is no way of knowing...what direction we are going..."
"Is it raining is it flowing...is a hurricane a blowing..."

A huge gust of wind comes over the boat, it swirls around and moves in a way that it acts like coming through a funnel...a tunnel funnel,
sweeping past the legs of the seated passengers, then shooting upward near the front of the boat, right where Willy Wonka sits on a bench and Helga Huckster stands with hands overhead. The wind swooshes upward, the mini-skirt flying up exposing Helga's silky black thong panties. Mr. Wonka, seeing her dilemma stands up and tries to pull her skirt downward. His fumbling attempts only achieved the untying and loosening of the tie-dyed t-shirt, and soon the shirt also flies upward with the howling wind showing glimpses of a matching bra. The boat is rocking and moving
too quickly, so Mr. Wonka has to give up saving Helga's modesty and is forced to sit down and hold on to something...which happens to be Helga's lovely bare right leg.

Willy Wonka starts shouting strange and obscure phrases about the end of the world and the boat keeps moving faster and faster. The vibrations
of the seats increasing, the rubbing on the crotch intensifying. The girls are moaning. Helga is squealing. Mr. Salt and Mr. Beuregarde stare
at Helga's legs and fluttering shirt and whatever is showing on the walls all but forgotten.

Right when it seems the boat can't handle any more speed and feels like it's about to break apart, somebody shouts out "This is too much"

"You are right," Willy Wonka shouts back. "Stop the boat."

Instantly the lights turn on and the boat is motionless.

"We're here," Willy Wonka says, as he takes another look at the luscious long leg he's holding onto, the mini-skirt settling down and the tie-dyed
shirt once again covering up Helga's lean torso.

Standing up, Mr. Wonka releases the handcuffs. "If you thought that was fun I have more toys we can play with later. Licorice stick riding crops,
jawbreaker ball gags, hot honey on the nipples?" Mr. Wonka whispers into the tall girl's ear. "If you want I can have Mike watch. He likes to
watch from what I've been told."

[TeenFan]

The Chocolate Factory Fiasco
Chapter 9. Switcheroo in Plans


After everyone got off the chocolate river boat, Willy Wonka gathered the group together and marched them past a large door.
Helga Huckster looks at the door, looks at the sign above the door. INVENTING ROOM the sign reads.

"Excuse me, Mr. Wonka...aren't we going in that door there?"

Willy Wonka stops and looks at the door, then turns toward Helga.

"You mean that room? That's the Inventing Room. It's not on the regular tour. You see there are a lot of secret things that go on behind
that door. I just can't let anybody in there...not without a security clearance and a passport...oh, and three references from somebody
not a family member."

"Well...I want to see it, and so do the rest of us," the pouty and petulant Veruca crosses her arms, won't budge an inch.

"Yes Mr. Wonka. We all want to see where your marvelous inventions are made," says Violet, who at least has the sense to ask properly.

Mr. Wonka walks over to the door, and he leans against it. "So you want to see where my candy dreams are made. But there is a problem. First
of all only Oompa Loompas work in here...besides myself of course...and since they are so much smaller than you guys there isn't much room for
full sized people to maneuver."

Mike Teevee takes up the pleading, "That's okay...I'm small. Do you have a ray gun in there. I really want to get my hands on a ray gun."

Everyone starts talking all at once and Willy Wonka has to tell them, "Hush, cool your heels. Quiet down you ragamuffins...SHUT UP you gaggle
of girly guttersnipes!"

Finally, the groups shuts up to listen to Wonka.

"I tell you what I can do. Now there isn't room for everybody. Only the children will be allowed to pass. The parents can move along to an
observation deck above the Inventing Room floor. Move along old people. Gimps and Geezers get moving."

One of the Oompa Loompas from the boat ride shows the "Old People" where to go to get to the observation platform. When they are gone
Willy Wonka has an unexpected request.

"The Inventing Room needs a high level of cleanliness and spotlessness at all times. You kids are sticky with icing and syrup, sugar falling off of
you like dandruff. There's no way you can go into that room the way you are."

Normally Charlie is quiet and doesn't attract attention to himself, but this time he is very curious and he wants to see the sacred room.

"What do we need to do...so we can see your inventing room?" Charlie asks, doing his best to look like a lost puppy that needs a home.

Mr. Wonka touches Charlie on the cheek. "You sweet suckalicious schoolboy. How can anyone say no to a cute and adorable face like that.
It's very simple. All of you need a thorough bath and get into the hermetically sealed and sterilized lab suit...which is made out of woven
cotton candy fibers. Very thin, very light and airy if I might add. After a work shift the Oompa Loompas eat the lab suits off of each other."

"Take a bath?!", Mike shouts. "I took a bath last night. Got my ass rubbed raw. I was attacked by three Indian girls. It's a long story."

Willy Wonka, reacting to the subtle signs of rebellion, steps over and stands over Mike Teevee, towers over the twelve year old wannabe
cowpoke.

"You are going to remove that smug smile...and those candy sprinkles out of your hair if I have to hold you down and lick you from nose to nuts
myself...with a little help from these pretty young maidens over there. I don't see any tomahawks on them but I'm sure they can turn one little
boy into Chop Suey."

Of course the cocky cowboy backed down, and he was the first one out of his clothes when each of them was shown to an undressing room.

[Freesub]

Teenfan's on a roll! Can't wait for the girls to get naked!

[TeenFan]

The Chocolate Factory Fiasco
Chapter 10. The Undressing Room

The only way to see the Inventing Room was for each guest to take a bath first. Cleanliness must be a requirement for achieving perfection
or some such shit. The concept of "Clean Rooms" for high tech industries, pharmaceuticals, and food processing was somewhat brand new.
Something easily understood by adults was "WTF" territory for kids. Baths and special Lab suits just to see a laboratory...that's crazy.

Willy Wonka took the five kids down a hallway and showed them two doors, one painted pink (and smelling of bubblegum) and the other painted
light blue (with the scent of a cool ocean breeze which was amazing). It was sort of obvious which door was for which gender, on opposite sides
of the hallway, facing each other.

Mr. Wonka gave simple instructions, "In the undressing room take everything off. You will see a slide. Just get on the slide and you'll go to a nice
big bath. It's wonderfully refreshing and invigorating."

Helga, Veruca, and Violet went into their Undressing Room. Charlie and Mike went in through the blue door. Inside there are only two things
in each undressing room. Plastic tubs to place one's clothes and all personal belonging. Opposite the entry door is a slide, similar to the slides
at a typical city park, except the slide goes down a tunnel and what's at the end of the tunnel can't be seen. Where it goes and what one has
to do there only vaguely known, like a bizarre naked real-live version of the board game Chutes and Ladders.

In the boy's room it was already mentioned that Mike was first to be undressed. He appeared to be excited and eager, even in the strange
surroundings. By the time Charlie had his shoes, socks and shirt off, Mike sat down on the outgoing slide and with a "Geronimooooo..." he was
down the chute. In less than a minute Charlie followed down the dark tunnel.

The three girls took a little bit longer to get fully undressed. They seemed interested in checking out the other's features and assests as they
cautiously and shyly stripped down. Helga was the most concerned about not showing herself, even to other girls. Helga kept her back
toward Veruca and Violet, and once she was fully naked, with her stuff secured into a plastic tub, Helga went straight to the ladder and was
gone.

Violet and Veruca giggled as each took off their bras simultaneously. Both being basically the same age and same height, they seemed to be
curious as to who had the better bodily development. Helga disrobed so quickly and was down the ladder in such a hurry that the two girls
barely got a glimpse of their slightly older companion. Veruca was definitely the more genetically gifted of the two, her slender body looking
athletic and potentially runway model material, though she was more likely to own the runway than walk upon it. Violet is more of a Plain
Jane, but with a sweet smile and disposition. Boys like Charlie Bucket will fantasize about girls like Veruca, but mostly likely end up married
to a girl like Violet.

Violet, after seeing that her pubic hair is longer and more widespread than Veruca's, is curious and asks "Do you trim your bush?"

Veruca nods her head. "I wear a French cut one piece when Daddy and I go to the Country Club. During the summer I get the full body
treatment, pedicure, oil massage and...a little trim as you can see, at the spa and sauna facility. You should try it sometime."

Violet is the last one on the slide. As she pushes off she is amazed at how much speed is picked up and then suddenly slows down as the
slide goes into a series of turns like a corkscrew. The slide now resembles one from a water park more than the playground. Three twists
to the left and the dark tunnel opens up and Violet is plopped into two and a half feet of warm water after a five foot drop from the end of
the slide. Violet goes underwater, and when she comes up she finds not only Helga and Veruca crouching a few feet from her...but the two
boys are also there looking surprised, shocked, and dismayed. Rub a dub dub it's five teens in a tub.

The tub turns out to be a roofless boxcar attached to a train engine. Willy Wonka sits perched at the top of the engine, next to the smokestack
which billows out puffs of aromatic black smoke that smells like barbecue and smores. Wonka claps his hands, and he shouts down from his
perch, "Carpools are so has been and too small for a group of this size. Welcome to the Trainpool."